With a lot of new people and some returning people i thought it would be nice to introduce ourselves to the guild. For some of us it'll just be a refresher but for others it could be something new.

Hi, I'm Shadian and an officer in this wonderful guild called VS. My main is a resto druid (Shadian) and my other high level toons are a prot warrior (Vesputin) and a whatever mage (Xaanda). I wear the tabard of the cake eaters and will take a cookie if it has been masked as cake. Been playing WoW since the beginning and I've been in VS for a little over 2 years and have hated (err loved) every minute of it. In the real world I love to knit, play bridge, and watch my front lawn grow. I've been known to walk to the mailbox from time to time. Joking aside I enjoy most video games and have every current gen system. Look me up on Xbox Live as Shaditree or Shadian on the PS3 side.

I live in Memphis, TN where I work as a revenue officer for the IRS and yes, I know, I destroy lives. It's what they pay me good money to do. I can be romantically linked to a guild member we all know and love named Linnaris. I've met many of my fellow guildies in person at a few events and I must say if we do it again everyone should try to make it. I'd love to meet more of you so if you're ever in the memphis area let us know. Why I haven't met Dondoh and Monkeygirl in RL is beyond me. Shouldn't we fix this?

Great idea, Shadian.

My main is Rastus, normally a resto druid (shut up Stranger) but leveling as boomkin; I'll respec to resto very soon as I'm at level 78. My alt is a warlock named Uvula, spec flexible, who I haven't played very much in the expansion yet. I've been in VS since June of 2007; I believe I started playing around February of 2006, but anything that long ago is kinda blurry. I was in several other guilds before, some good, some not-so-good (and with a brief stint as guild leader of Hogger Must Die, so I have at least an inkling of what a PAIN it must be to be Agnes or one of the officers), but VS has been by far the best and I am very happy to be here with this great gang of loonies and to have been able to hang out with guildies IRL several times.

I live in Washington DC, where I am an international trade lawyer (I SAID SHUT UP Stranger) working for the gummint. I don't try to take your money, though. I also have two daughters, ages 7 and 12, whom I try to shield from guild chat and vent as much as possible!!!

Next?

This is a good idea. I hope everyone will make a post.

I'm m0nkeygrl and I'm a Victorious Secret Supermodel! I chose my forum name because that's the nickname bestowed upon me by handsome Supermodel husband C-Rob. It is also my Livejournal user name, and my initial contact to VS was through there and I wanted to minimize confusion. Also, I rolled on this sever to join VS and I didn't want to use one of my toon's names because I wasn't sure who I would be playing. VS has been the best part of my WoW experience. I've been a member of VS since January of this year, and have been playing WoW since late 2006. Looking back on my app, I realize how boring it was and how happy I am that you fine folks let me in anyway. I also realize that I skirted the cake/pie issue. I can now give a committed answer. I'm on the pie team, unless the cake happens to be my grandmother's home made carrot cake.

My main is Trianna, an enhancement shaman. I'm torn as to who to level next, my death knight Dreaddoll or my warlock Ouiji. Once I get another toon up, I *might* try out healing on Trianna. Maybe.

Outside of The Land of Make-Believe (aka: Azeroth), C-Rob and I make our home in the wonderful city of Memphis, TN. Our housemates are two cats appropriately named Turbo and Bug. I recently completed my master's degree. I work as the Coordinator for Quality and Data Compliance for a lab that processes bone marrow and peripherial blood stem cells for transplants. I've started knitting again in the past few months. I'm addicted to Ravelry (I'm carla78 there)...I love the free patterns and the ability to share and organize my projects and yarn stash. Now that I don't have to read boring school books I have time for recreational reading. I just started Stephen King's Dark Tower series and am completely enthralled. I enjoy playing poker, Texas Hold 'Em specifically. I used to be good before I got out of practice. My favorite music is rockabilly and punk. I do enjoy most generes of music though, the exception being the kind that you can only tell if it's country or pop by the type of hat the guitar player is wearing that seems to be so popular today. I enjoy movies, and my taste leans toward crime, sci-fi, horror, action, and comedy. The best movies contain all of the above. My television viewing consists of Arrested Development, Lost, Firefly, Venture Bros., Deadwood, Carnivale, and too much Aqua Teen Hunger Force (all on DVD, as I can't be arsed to hook up cable or sattelite).

That's all I can think of right now, and I should probably be getting back to work. Feel free to be my internet BFF on Livejournal, Ravelry, or any other social networking site.

(Rastus is also shielding his daughters from Brendar)

I'm Homreker, but I'm really quite content in my home in Manhattan, KS. Although I have to say, having just moved here from Tallahassee, FL I haven't quite settled in to the Kansas Environment. I just started a new job at the Kansas State University doing basically the same thing I did in Florida, Information Security Training.

Hom is a Holy priest, has been since level 10 (Holy DPS ftw), she likes long walks on the beach and pinching the other girls' bottoms. My alts are Gothica, and enhancement shammy, who likes cutting herself... and Hemglock (the g is silent, damnit) a demonology warlock who, other than a minor short complex, is pretty well adgusted.

I've been in VS for more than 2, and I've brought along a few friends. This is really the best guild ever, and I think I will probably stay here for as long as it's here. I've also met several guildies in RL including Brendar who regularly sleeps in my guest room because its more comfortable than his barracks.

OK, next!

Fucking resto druids. FUCKING LAWYERS.

Hi, I'm Stranger, and I'm probably the asshole who told people not to let you into the guild. It's what I do. I'm also the one in charge of molesting new members until they cry. (Ishtar helps!)

My main is Valmarriz, who will be 80 soon, and is a holy priest (THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE, BITCHES). Other 70+ toons are Devre, a stabby-spec rogue; Aessell, a scantily-clad-spec paladin; and Elath, a warrior who might be going fury, I dunno. Some of these characters are currently in our harem guild, Grammatically Correct. I also have a death knight floating around, but really, who doesn't. If you see me online, please yell at me and tell me to get back to studying, and then feel free to ask me anything you like. Especially if it's about porn.

I'd tell you about my real life, except I don't have one.

Shut up, Rastus.

We had one of these threads at one point but I definitely think it's time for a refresher.


My name is Foxfyr and I'm a gameaholic. I met a bunch of VS in my first MMORPG, Asheron's Call 2. Up until that time I wasn't very into forums of any kind and I realized how much I enjoyed the community that The Enlightened had (Now VS). I was quite happy to sit in the shadows and contribute every once in a while for years until Sapphyre took an initiative in running the guild. I learned pretty quickly that though I didn't really have any desire to help run the guild, I had a pretty strong desire to make sure everything I loved about it continued... so long story short:

Boy meets Guild
Boy meets Girl
Boy introduces Girl to Guild
Girl starts helping run Guild
Girl asks boy to help too
Boy says no
Girl says please and exposes self
Boy agrees

As far as playstyle goes I'm pretty eager to read stuff about all things Rogue. Aside from raiding I had done pretty much everything there was to do with Foxfyr until the expansion hit. Which is why I started playing Zealot (Feral Druid) and Kaewhi (Enhancement Shaman). Since Achievements have been released I think it's going to be a while before I run out of things to do on Fox again. For now Zealot and Kaewhi are parked but we'll see how it goes.

Other than that, I'm a Singer/Actor/Technician based in Toronto. I have two bands that I know of right now. One is recording right now so that we can replace the shitty demos on our websites www.alternateend.net www.myspace.com/alternateendrocks and the other is trying to record before the lawyer/drummer and engineer/guitarist forget how music works.

There are definitely one or two similar threads: here, and here for instance.

Hi, my name's Frenial! Or maybe it's Frocked.... Or Ferrous.... Like many people in VS, I have one or two alts. Frenial is the toon I started first, back in February of 2006, and was the only toon I had when I joined VS in late May / early June. Frocked got started in October of that year because we seemed to be low on healers. Ferrous got started a year or so later because we seemed to be low on tanks. Frocked makes occasional forays into the world of shadow-harlotry, Frenial has waffled between fire and arcane on occasion (never frost - that seems to be well covered), but Ferrous has been a tank since 70 and intends to stay that way. Feignt (hunter) and Fulmineous (warlock) are lurking in the shadows, waiting for me to decide I've had enough of playing the first three toons, or that I need their services. Might be a while....

I had been in one or two guilds previous to VS that ... weren't particularly thrilling. The first night I logged into guild chat people were spouting show tunes, making "your mom" jokes (particularly Agnes's mom) and suggesting awesome movies to watch. Seemed like a good place to stay. Somewhere along the line I got booted into officerdom and no one has had the good sense to boot me back out again.

In real life, I write computer programs that make processing plants run better while not blowing up. If your city's power plant goes boom, that's probably Fox and Sapph's fault for keeping me up too late running Mechanar.

Hey, good idea, my name tag should say Eric, or Gargouille depending on who is lookin at it.

My main is a druid, level 75 named Gargouille Or Garg

I currently reside in gatineau, quebec, thou ive moved 7 times in the last 3 years ( insurance lawsuit...) I fix cars and pc for a living

got a lovely daughter named Audrey. Im a generous, kind and helpfull person

beside wow, i am currently workin on a replica of the car named KITT in the show knight rider.

anytime you need help with the game, a pc or a car, dont hesitate, ask me.

I do appreciate the ration male\female of the guild, we have a nicely balance groups of sensitive wacko =) , therefore there is never a boring night online =).

I speak french, english and spanish.

Eric Gargouille

Hi, I am Lyranne. I've been in VS since August of 06, and I started playing WoW right after the patch 1.10, the one that introduced weather. I started out on another server but transferred to Eitrigg -- I already knew Ingomar at the time and liked the sound of her guild, which is of course VS. (My casual guild on Bloodhoof had gradually morphed into an endgame guild, which isn't what I'm looking for in a guild, and one of the officers caused me some RL drama, so bye-bye Bloodhoof). I haven't played any other MMORPGs, but I played all the Warcraft RTS games. Warcraft III is directly responsible for my love for Thrall and Sylvanas and my extreme sadness that the Tauren are part of the horde.

My forum name is Lemmin because I started a mage named Lemmin on Eitrigg before I applied to VS to make sure I actually grokked the guild before blowing the money and six-month cooldown on a server transfer. Lemmin is one of my many alts I don't play much (others include Esqueedecorp the warlock, Turnwise the hunter -- with a bear pet named Widdershins-- and Squeequeg the warrior). Lyramisu the paladin is the only alt I play much and the only one who is guilded.

I'm a writer, editor, trainer and hiring manager for a Web site. And since the part of my personal Venn diagram that includes both my online life and RL is very small, that's all I have to say about that.

Hewwo, I'm Linnaris! I'm one of our resident rogues, although you may have recently seen me running around Northrend as my wannabe healer Shaman, Shailaja aka Shanaynay. I joined VS in March of 2006 (meeemories) after transferring away from Zul'jin, Server of Hour-Long Queues. I don't have much of a WoW e-peen to show off, except that one time I skinned the Pristine Hide of the Beast, I was very excited about that. As far as my playstyle goes, I am addicted to lore, cute noncombat pets, tradeskills, and now achievements someone help me god I cannot stop.

I've been a console gamer geek since I was about six, got into PC games pretty much starting with WoW, and I also enjoy reading comics, reading shitty comics (at one point I even collected Chick Tracts), having embarassing PDA makeout sessions with Shadian, and drawing/graphic design, although I am too embarassed to show any of y'all my art. I've lived in Memphis, TN for a long-assed time, and currently I work at FedEx World Headquarters where I rifle through everyone's packages- I mean, maintain and design engineering planning systems. I too am ashamed not to have met up with m0nkeygirl and C-Rob yet, especially since we appear to have the same taste in movies and tv. :o

I have a fat floofy Maine Coon cat named Mesa who can sometimes be heard in the background when I am on vent, mewing in her tiny princess voice.

Hewwo, I'm Linnaris! .. I joined VS in March of 2006 (meeemories)

Christ. Has it been that long? I now feel old.

Christ. Has it been that long? I now feel old.

So when are you coming back to us Gleja? We miss ya. Also you have to at least come back for the Veteran of Wrathgate questline. So just do it, man. :D

Christ. Has it been that long? I now feel old.

It has. I'm not the hot young jailbait I used to be.

So when are you coming back to us Gleja? We miss ya. Also you have to at least come back for the Veteran of Wrathgate questline. So just do it, man. :D

Write out the rest of this D&D adventure I'm torturing my players with, then maybe I'll have some free time!

Only if i can play.

PROST!

Hi...I am not Beam; I like cake.

At the present I have one guilded toon named DARTHCAKE (note capital letters). Through clever mind control I coerced Agnez into tossing him a tag; she is clearly terrified of his rad cake powers and uses the guildtag as a method of tracking his whereabouts.

I have several other toons (unguilded atm) namely Cord, Chasm, Bolt and some others of no consequence. Eventually I will bring them back into the collective to tip the balance back to the cake as it rightly belongs.

Real life...well...hmmm...my best guess at a job description would be a technology concierge (I make sure that people like Hommaker, err reker, don't screw up my classroom equipment; and make their goddamn pathetic powerpoint presentations properly display on my plasma monitors.) Oh and as the state has no money and I don't carry a freaking gun (civilian in law enforcement) I will most likely be unemployed in April or July. Somewhere along the way I picked up a wife and spawned a daughter who is now seven and completely insane (I blame my wife).

I also like to drink enormous amounts of beer.

meh.

Killian here or Don ...or Ass, whichever. I started this hellhole back in January of 2003. *counts on fingers* Geez, almost six years ago. I don't believe you can still find the VS story anywhere on the site so...

THE VS BACK STORY! (because I'm bored and trying to stay awake)

It all started with AC2 on Thistledown when I decided I could do much better than "Ice Dancer" or "Runis Stormblade" at leading a guild. Though in hindsight, I actually just wanted to build a guild website ... not so much a guild. Being a control freak though, it all worked out. Mostly.

We were "The Enlightened" back then and we got to be a pretty big guild before I got bored, handed the reins over to another (Rod) and moved along to a new game. A small core bunch moved around between AO, SWG and CoH but we all still remained tied to our roots in AC2 and we all still shared this website. We were a "MMO Community" of big ol' perverts. Eventually, we got into the WoW beta. Yay! When it came time for WoW's release, half of us wanted to go Horde and half wanted to go Alliance so we split up. I started The Enlightened on Argent Dawn and the other half started The Unenlightened on Kilrogg. We continued to share the website/forums and got along as we always had before. One big happy family. Again, mostly.

After some time, those of us on Argent Dawn got tired of being such a small group and missed our friends so we rolled up Horde toons and started playing on Kilrogg. The Unenlightened had grown immensely and didn't have many restrictions on who they let into the guild. Come to find out, they were turning into a hardcore raiding guild and had managed to fill their ranks with a bunch of douche bags -- no offense to douche bags. We, unfortunately, hadn't noticed this beforehand. Shortly after getting somewhat uncomfortably settled into The Unenlightened there was a big merger of guilds to form the Uberraidingimsoawesomeursogayofallguildsever. The Unenlightened was dissolved and Dominicide was formed. I think most of us lasted about two weeks before we moved back to Argent Dawn. However, :( , Argent Dawn was plagued by the QFMFH so we decided to move to Eitrigg and reformed as Victorious Secret (a name I stole from a band).

At first, VS was very tiny as it had always been as The Enlightened but then one day our very own Ben_Afflack met Valneron and much sweet love was made. Love mostly consisting of hand jobs from hands with open sores but love nonetheless. Val, with much love in his heart and penis for us, soon brought in his Memphis crew effectively doubling our size. Unfortunately, not everyone was terribly happy about this pseudo-merger of groups and it would eventually cause the great VS Dramaplosion of 2007. Fortunately for all of us, there were enough great people in VS to keep things together long enough for us to put a new framework in place and eventually have me slip out of the GM role and have the Holy Trinity take over.

I still run all aspects of the website which keeps my control freakiness happy. And the fact that I'm having sex with the guild leaders grants me a little pull. *winks at Fox* Though I have absolutely zero actual guild power. I'm just a whore of a super model so don't bother ever asking me for a /ginvite, bitches. Seriously, stop asking me. I enjoy doing the website thing though only as a hobby. I have other online communities that I manage but you're all my favorite. In real life, I'm a network security engineer for Rackspace in San Antonio. I'm married to the Lux. We have two boys and two cats. Don't ask us to choose which ones we like best. In WoW, my A.D.D. has me playing many different toons though I generally spend most of my time on as Adelyse -- the hot druid in the guild. For the most part, I'm a bit of a hermit nowadays and tend to keep to myself only making the occasional lewd comment or taunting Torrin.

That is all. Oh, and I love nipples.

Ok, I'll play along.

Hi, I'm Abigayle, and according to my VS app I've been around since October 2006. You can totally blame Stranger for my admittance into this interesting online family. And then you can blame me for bringing in people like Homreker, Arachne, and Xqualin (whose lovely legs you all got an eyeful of in the Halloween thread).

Abigayle is my main (duh) 74 Hunter (BM spec), a mid-30's drood named Nabigayle (my lack of imagination is astounding), and a Death Knight named Erzulie who I play when Xqualin isn't around to keep me company. I'm more of a casual WoWer, and you won't usually find me signing up for 5-mans or Raids unless they happen after 9pm EST.

In real life I am a web developer specializing in re-engineering antiquated business administration software into shiny new web-based administration software. I have also been known to create the dreaded basic informational web site, and sometimes (if I'm feeling really adventurous) I build e-commerce solutions. Did I mention I work from home in my jammies most of the time?

I also run CoffeeShopofHorrors.com as a side business in which I hope to educate the masses that a good cup of coffee starts with high quality beans. Oh, and the nifty label artwork doesn't hurt.

And if you don't already know from my constantly calling Homreker "lil bro", I am (mostly) married to his big brother, who is also my business partner. We have 3 dogs, 3 cats, a turtle, and an adopted adult (who acts more like a spoiled teenager, so "adult" may not be the best word for her). I will also cut you if you don't agree that my Corgis are cute. (I'm aware that the third photo is not of a Corgi, but some of you have asked what I looked like.)

Hello I’m C-RoB (Charlie). You can find me playing Dondoh (hunter) most of the time. I really dig playing a hunter and have fully embraced it over the last several months or so. I on occasion dabble with my other toons (Renddolyn & Donjaundoh) too. I became a part of VS about a year ago and I’ve never looked back. I am also officially a member of the pie camp but truth be told I’m a double agent of deserts and not one to shy from cake either.

I live in Memphis, TN where I’m married to monkeygirl (Carla). I was born and raised here and like it pretty well for the most part. I was a commercial artist (for 18+ years) until just recently. About 3 months ago I gave it all up to do something else. What exactly that “something else” is will have to be determined later but the hardcore facts were I was burnt completely out and needed a beak so I took one. So for now I’m evolved with doing my own thing and tend to focus on domestic related issues and with that I have assigned myself the title of “Domestic Titan”. /flex

I love playing games of all sorts, computer games, board games, card games, etc. I enjoy playing poker and of course WoW the most. I’d likely play more poker if I was not on WoW so much… go a head log in. See, there I am! *wink*

I’m very much the social type and love to meet/get to know people. Ironically I actually don’t say much in guild chat though. I m a really bad typist and have horrible learning disabilities hence the jacked up guild chat I tend offer and likewise often avoid. Dyslexics Untie!!!!!

I really enjoy cinema and actually used to do some acting (something I’m considering trying to get into again now I’m “doing my own thing”). I love all kinds of movies and I describe myself as a sci-fi dork. I’m hard pressed to pass up anything with exploding spaceships in it.

I also enjoy cooking, travel, gardening, music, fast cars… among other things. LOL I guess I ran out of steam… Anyway that’s good enough for now. :P

NEXT!

Once upon a time, there was girl who had a thing for smart guys with fast typing fingers and dirty thoughts. She met The Don and he romanced her in a hotel room in France with networked laptops, playing Diablo 2, with plenty of cheesecake and champagne.

After the Dramasplosion of '07, he said, "Ugh, take this guild. You care, and I'm fed up with this shit." And so, Agnes became The Madam and restructured the ranks to have a greasy, Hollywood feel. We made the entire responsibility of the guild lay on the shoulders of three people instead of one this time. We grew. We had guild events. We got drunk. We grew even larger. We had disagreements about raiding. We insulted my mother. We got drunk and cyber-pawed each others' nipples. We apologized the morning after.

I've met a lot of guildies through a few get-togethers in different places and I suppose I'm madly, platonically in love with a few of them. Although, I didn't exactly have people bowing down to me, but that was probably because I was balled up in a corner, way too high, and licking Gifchick's fudge like it was the last coveted ice cream bar in space.

And I suppose from closed beta, up until now, I've killed about three-thousand boars and I hope that's bought me a at least some popularity.

So. My real name isn't actually Agnes, though it should be. I got the name from one of my favorite books. She looked forward to dying because she heard that on the other side, no one has a face. I look in the mirror way too much.

I was born and raised in S. California. You might notice this if you ever hear me on vent. I wish I could actually, you know, speak correctly and sound, like, totally intelligent all the time. Booze makes it way worse.

I always assume we'll be the best of friends at first and that you are the most gorgeous person in the world. Maybe that is why I'm an okay guild leader--I never start out hating you. It takes a lot of work to insult me and get on my bad side. I think Brendar spent all night trying to offend me and it never happened.

The guild already knows way too much about me because of my tendency to babble about ANYTHING (Huh? Boundaries? Whassat?) and if you're new, stay tuned, you'll hear more than you want to know. It's probably more me having a mental illness and not so much that I'm outgoing. Oh hai! Where is everyone going?

I wonder if anyone will read this far...

I am Khros. My tag here is schizo but that is not entirely accurate. You see, the concept of Multiple Personality Disorder is that you have several personalities but one or more don't know about each other. Everyone has multiple personalities, we just don't fragment them to a point where they have exclusive identities. All of my personalities know each other, therefore I contend it is not a disorder. I am the subject of improper diagnosis.

Now that that is out of the way, let me just give a brief overview of each (only the 70+'s listed here):


Khros: Human warlock. Khros is a bit of an ass, really. He doesn't do much other than watch the damage meter and then try to figure out what type bug is preventing him from getting to the top. He isn't much fun at parties. He sulks a lot and stands in the corner. If you hear him mumbling barely audible phrases in demonic while glaring at people through his big bushy eyebrows it is probably best not to stand near him. Oh, he considers Euls to be his best friend because she always pushes him so hard. Truth-be-told, though, I don't think she knows who he is.


Pregor: Big Tank Daddy Pregs is one hell of a guy. He doesn't drink anymore and he doesn't like to talk about that instance with the load-lifter back in the old days. He considers himself middle-aged but seems to sport a hair-style that nobody in Norrath is really ever willing to sport. It is most likely because they can't carry it off like he does. His hands are calloused, his voice is deep and his laugh even deeper. Everybody loves it when he pulls Mr. Bomby out at parties. He is a widower who never remarried. One thing you can bank on - Pregor knows how to please a woman.

Rodolfo: Holy Paladin. Rodolfo is someone that is great to talk to, for about 30 seconds or so. His command of the English language isn't sufficent to go beyond basic pleasantries. If you need a washing-machine repaired, he is your guy. The grease under his fingernails can be ignored, just don't ask him to hold your mana biscuits.

Chaves: Ret Paladin. Rodolfo's cousin. Chaves is a pure sex. His guns inspire awe and command attention from men and woman alike. Chaves is not gay, he just thinks there is too much Chaves to ignore either sex and the "woman only" lifestyle is for wimps. Expect the ride of your life, but don't bother giving him your phone number. He will not call.

Richardo: Human Rogue. Richardo believes he is God's gift to woman. Unfortunately, his less-than-adequate endowment, greasy hair and unfortunate dental situation means he doesn't get laid all that often. For some reason his right-hand is extremely muscular and a bit more calloused than you might expect from someone that wields two weapons evenly. Well, the index finger and thumb of that right hand are more calloused anyway.

Perrito; Dwarf Hunter. The literal translation is "little doggy" or "puppy" and he doesn't mind either image. Short, hairy, drunk and full of laughs you can't help but love this little guy. If you set him to a task he doesn't turn from it until it is done. Oh, he burps a lot and there are chunks of stuff in his beard, so hugs don't always turn out as "cuddly" as expected.

Cosquillas: Gnome Mage. A very strange little guy. He never completes a sentence and seems able to carry on 4 conversations at once. He lives in his own little world. If he speaks to you and you don't understand, don't bother trying. He is most likely answering a question someone else posed to him two days earlier. Oh, his name means "Tickles".

That is all I have. I guess I really should get busy on the missing classes, but there is a life to live of my own.

Was I supposed to talk about real-life? I guess this actually gives you more insight to me as a person than anything else I can say.

Warning. Incoming wall of text.

My history is pretty varied and how I ended up in VS follows along with Laris in a way. *deep breath*

I first started playing this game when Open Beta came out. I was getting very bored of SWG (before the Combat change which made it even worse) and when I heard I could play one of my favorite games in a MMO environment, many many pants were ruined. Funnily enough, I wanted to play an undead warlock so bad yet ended up making a NE rogue in Beta. I did manage to start up my undead warlock on Alleria when the game launched. Now, I don't know if anyone else realizes how broken Warlocks were in the beginning but getting to level 21 back then was a fucking achievement. But sadly I was pulled Alliance-side (Zul'jin) to my first guild evar, Mojo (Intergalactic Spies of Mystery). And thus, Ressick was born. Contrary to popular belief, I was not a hardcore raider from the beginning. It took me being promoted to officerhood, the original GM's jumping ship and going back to SWG, and the new GM not logging on for 6 months and making me GM by default to push me into becoming a raider. Oh yeah, during this time I met the Memphis crew (Though I knew Jamisia, Aro, and Val from SWG) who rocked my world and left me wanting more. Long story short, Mojo tried to raid, attempted, failed once older members came back from the cesspool that was SWG then asploded. I was close to deploying on cruise so I joined a friend's raiding guild, went and slaughtered happily in MC once or twice, then left for 4 months.


WHEW. So, while I was on cruise, I found out about the Memphis crew's exodus to Eitrigg and sent my little shadow priest alt over there so that I could keep in touch. You've probably never seen him, nor will you since the account he's on is no longer being paid for. Anyways, that's how I originally came to VS. VS rarely saw me though as raiding was taking up most of my WoW time. The Order of Azeroth, the raiding guild I was in, had managed to get itself pretty far into BWL by the time I got back. And right up until BC was released we were almost done with AQ40. Sadly, as most guilds saw, people slowly disappeared or went off to do other things. BC hit, everyone leveled, me much slower since I hate grinding. We pushed our way through Kara, let Gruul rape and mangle us many many times then romped around SSC for a bit, managing to kill Lurker, Hydross and Leo. Oh and we went and got our free purples from Lewt Reaver in Tempest Keep. Oh yeah. I had joined this guild with the intent to never be in a leadership position again btw. I wanted to kill shit then log off, leaving people's drama to others to handle. My brain apparently didn't get that memo because first I became Rogue class leader then eventually became an officer. And yes, it drove me batshit crazy and I decided that I was missing my friends here in VS too much and wasn't enjoying my time spent on Zul'jin. So I transferred.


Get a drink. I know I need one. I came over here with my purpled out Ressick, hiding underneath many many layers of Noggenfogger to disguise myself and had some fun helping VS down Mul'gore and having some of the funniest wipes on Gruul ever. Raiding still had it's hold on me and so I went and joined Arolaide (later Viraj joined us) in Cross of Vengeance. They were practically at the same point my old guild was at, if just a bit further, and were restructuring from an exodus of their own. We kicked shit into gear, downed that whore Vashj and her slut Kael and were getting pretty far into BT and Hyjal when shit got stupid. Again, JOINED JUST TO KILL SHIT AND LOG OFF. Being an efficient killer did not allow me many options when my Class leader had to quit the game (damn terminal illnesses) and the GM was quick to offer me the spot. Told him it would be temporary until I found a replacement, we wiped for a solid month on the last boss in Hyjal and the GM proved himself a retard as a raid leader and wouldn't listen to anyone else (me). And so I came back here!



Ok ok. Enough of my nerdhood in WoW. I'm currently living in Norfolk, Virginia. I'm in the Navy but I'm so close to getting out I might as well be a civilian. I have a nerdy job. I work on electronics most of the time. I plan on moving to Memphis come February of next year and hopefully snagging a job dealing with computers and/or computers. I tend to be crazy without liquor, retarded with. I read a metric shit ton and I love gaming and being on the computer. I don't really play Alliance-side right now but I do troll the forums incessantly and will put a word or two in, most likely when it's not necessary. I probably will raid again cause I'm a hopeless addict for purples and killing really big dudes and/or dudettes. Also, I was bought by Agnes as her skinny man-whore. So, if you have complaints, bug her.


And my rank in the guild is Cocksucker. Yes, I earned it the way you think. No, it's my rank, no one elses.

He considers himself middle-aged but seems to sport a hair-style that nobody in Norrath is really ever willing to sport.

This is what I love: Khros confuses Azeroth and Norrath, too. I thought I was the only one who still can't keep the damn fantasy worlds straight.

Hey, I used to be a Cocksucker, too, Ressick! But my lips got chapped.

This is what I love: Khros confuses Azeroth and Norrath, too. I thought I was the only one who still can't keep the damn fantasy worlds straight.



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