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The Don
7138 posts
As she's walking here on the treadmill she asks me, "What's that smell?".
Me: I don't smell anything. What does it smell like?
Amanda: Feet, chips or burning rubber.
Me: And all those things smell similar to you, do they?
Amanda: Yes.
Me: I don't smell anything. What does it smell like?
Amanda: Feet, chips or burning rubber.
Me: And all those things smell similar to you, do they?
Amanda: Yes.
Sapphyre
12995 posts
Haha... awesome!
Maligner
1923 posts
"Feet, chips or burning rubber"?
Bad might not be correct. Disturbing is more appropriate.
Bad might not be correct. Disturbing is more appropriate.
brendar
5729 posts
01-18-2010 3:39am
I just want to know what kind of chips she eats.
Amonsul
3228 posts
01-18-2010 3:44am
Toejam, burnt rubber flavored chips.....hmm. I'll pass.
Foxfyr
12982 posts
01-18-2010 2:22pm
So.... what was the actual source of the smell?
The Don
7138 posts
The peppermint in her mouth.
Foxfyr
12982 posts
01-18-2010 2:26pm
Wow.
Lux_Lisbon
11443 posts
:( LOOK. My olfactory is just really fucked up. I blame my mother smoking in my face all those years.
Literally, I would eat breakfast in the morning while she sat next to me and smoked.
Literally, I would eat breakfast in the morning while she sat next to me and smoked.
Homreker
3996 posts
01-18-2010 7:16pm
Literally, I would eat breakfast in the morning while she sat next to me and smoked.
Everything is becoming more clear to me...
Maligner
1923 posts
Everything is becoming more clear to me...
Post-natal smoking effects are clearly documented. This is so sad!
Post-natal smoking effects are clearly documented. This is so sad!
Aeryssa
838 posts
01-20-2010 4:18am
Okay, see I was on Amanda's side at first. Doritos smell like feet, and sometimes burning rubber can be kinda footy smelling if it's old rubber. But ya lost me at the peppermint. But this could make an awesome drinking game. What Does Amanda Smell Now.... whoever guesses wrong has to down a shot.
Amonsul
3228 posts
01-20-2010 4:36am
... But this could make an awesome drinking game. What Does Amanda Smell Now.... whoever guesses wrong has to down a shot.
I like you even more now.
I like you even more now.
Lux_Lisbon
11443 posts
What really bothers me is that I can't smell what other people smell, but then I'll think I smell something really strange and NOBODY else can smell it. Something, somewhere, in my brain has been completely damaged.
Frenial
6901 posts
01-20-2010 5:01pm
Smell and taste are often pretty closely linked. Do you taste food differently too, or is just smell that's screwed up?
Valneron
1912 posts
01-20-2010 5:05pm
One too many angry dragons....
Lux_Lisbon
11443 posts
I think it's just smell.
Although I do like a lot of food that other people think is sour.
Although I do like a lot of food that other people think is sour.
The Don
7138 posts
I often get asked, "does this smell like it's gone bad?".
Lux_Lisbon
11443 posts
Look, I CAN'T SMELL IT! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!
Rastus
6166 posts
01-20-2010 7:33pm
I often get asked, "does this smell like it's gone bad?".
MUST...RESIST...COMMENTING...:silenced:
MUST...RESIST...COMMENTING...:silenced:
The Don
7138 posts
Today, I get an IM while at work that the house smells like it's burning. When I get home she's like "you smell it?". ... uhm... I smell a slight hint of tuna but nothing burning... *pats Amanda gently on the head*
Rastus
6166 posts
01-20-2010 9:45pm
You should get her some sort of helper animal, like an aardvark or something.
Lux_Lisbon
11443 posts
Hahah, that would be nice!
Pilsner
4965 posts
Olfactory hallucinations? My God! What rad drugs are you taking?
Rastus
6166 posts
01-21-2010 2:57pm
Smell and taste are often pretty closely linked. Do you taste food differently too, or is just smell that's screwed up?
Having gotten contact orgasms from her at that Italian restaurant in Toronto, I'd say her sense of taste works fine.
Having gotten contact orgasms from her at that Italian restaurant in Toronto, I'd say her sense of taste works fine.
