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Zirex
356 posts
05-23-2011 1:51pm
I'm on the road now, and had to send my laptop in for repairs. So, like the title says, Entertain me!
-Zirex "The Man"
-Zirex "The Man"
Shadian
3317 posts
May I direct you to the "Super Cool Stuff" thread. You have about a years worth of video watching to do.
Zirex
356 posts
05-23-2011 2:34pm
May I direct you to the "Super Cool Stuff" thread. You have about a years worth of video watching to do.
If I can get my company to give me a temp laptop, I'll be sure to get on that. The blackberry is nice and all, but not great for video.
If I can get my company to give me a temp laptop, I'll be sure to get on that. The blackberry is nice and all, but not great for video.
Rastus
6166 posts
05-23-2011 2:51pm
This works better verbally, but: Man walks into his psychiatrist's office, wearing nothing but Saran Wrap around his crotch. The doctor takes one look up and says "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."
brendar
5729 posts
05-23-2011 4:01pm
A pirate hobbles into a bar, a steering wheel protruding uncomfortably from his pants. The bartender looks at him and asks, "What's with the steering wheel"?
"Yarrr! It be drivin' me nuts"!
/my favorite joke
"Yarrr! It be drivin' me nuts"!
/my favorite joke
Zirex
356 posts
05-23-2011 4:25pm
Reminds me of my favorite:
A man walks into a bar.
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.
.
.
"Ouch"
A man walks into a bar.
.
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.
.
"Ouch"
Rastus
6166 posts
05-23-2011 4:35pm
An Irishman walks out of a bar...
A dyslexic man walks into a bra...
A rabbi, a prostitute, and a duck walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "what is this, some kind of joke?"
A dyslexic man walks into a bra...
A rabbi, a prostitute, and a duck walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "what is this, some kind of joke?"
Necrolust
312 posts
05-23-2011 5:22pm
A Murloc pirate walks into a Dwarf bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
Bartender says "Where'd you get that parrot?"
Murloc says "BLERGHERGHERGHREGHRERHEGEREGRERGHG!!!"
Bartender says "Where'd you get that parrot?"
Murloc says "BLERGHERGHERGHREGHRERHEGEREGRERGHG!!!"
Foxfyr
12982 posts
05-23-2011 6:03pm
What's got seven arms and sucks?
Def Leppard
Def Leppard
Zirex
356 posts
05-23-2011 8:03pm
A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
Rastus
6166 posts
05-23-2011 8:09pm
String goes into a bar. Bartender says, "we don't serve strings here"
String goes outside twists itself up, and rubs itself on the pavement.
String goes back into the bar, bartender says, "hey, aren't you that string I just kicked outta here?"
String says, "No, I'm a frayed knot."
String goes outside twists itself up, and rubs itself on the pavement.
String goes back into the bar, bartender says, "hey, aren't you that string I just kicked outta here?"
String says, "No, I'm a frayed knot."
Trianna
3615 posts
Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Would you like a beer?". Descartes replies "I think not". Descartes disappears.
Rastus
6166 posts
05-23-2011 8:47pm
What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
Abigayle
696 posts
05-23-2011 8:49pm
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsssssssssshhhhhhh!!!!!!
Fsssssssssshhhhhhh!!!!!!
brendar
5729 posts
05-23-2011 8:50pm
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Necrolust
312 posts
05-23-2011 8:50pm
A dick and his two balls walk up to a bar.
Dick says "You two hang out here while I go inside."
Dick says "You two hang out here while I go inside."
Necrolust
312 posts
05-23-2011 8:51pm
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
She's a woman.
She's a woman.
brendar
5729 posts
05-23-2011 8:57pm
She's a woman.
<3 Necro
<3 Necro
Necrolust
312 posts
05-23-2011 9:02pm
<3 Necro
I find great humor in sexism and misogyny.
I find great humor in sexism and misogyny.
brendar
5729 posts
05-23-2011 9:06pm
/summons Wrath of Eulalia
Necrolust
312 posts
05-23-2011 9:09pm
/summons Wrath of Eulalia
What is that? I'm assuming a blender or spatula or other kitchen utensil?
/shrugs
What is that? I'm assuming a blender or spatula or other kitchen utensil?
/shrugs
Zirex
356 posts
05-23-2011 9:16pm
I find great humor in sexism and misogyny.
That's not funny.
It's hilarious!
That's not funny.
It's hilarious!
Pilsner
4965 posts
Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Would you like a beer?". Descartes replies "I think not". Descartes disappears.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Rastus
6166 posts
05-23-2011 10:38pm
/summons Wrath of Eulalia
Does she even read this shit anymore?
Does she even read this shit anymore?
Widget
2088 posts
05-23-2011 11:15pm
Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Would you like a beer?". Descartes replies "I think not". Descartes disappears.
Trianna wins the internet!
Trianna wins the internet!
