We are leaving for Texas and Mexico today in a few hours. Expect us back around the 10th or 11th of July. Adios! We love you!

Have fun! Where abouts in Texas?

Houston area...and we are shipping out from Galveston.

Careful! Bush might not let you come BACK across the border! :D

Drink a few margaritas for me too!

WOOT!! Party!! Who has the liquor cabinet key?

Have fun in Texas, and drink the water in Mexcio.....

Have fun storming the Alamocastle!

Hope you guys have a wicked awesome time and kill some brain cells.

A wise man Cliff Clavin once said:
Well you see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive drinking of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers

Have a good time you crazy kids!

Have a safe trip!

Have a safe and fun vacation. Can't wait for those bikini pics. Nudge nudge Killian.

Have a safe and fun vacation. Can't wait for those bikini pics. Nudge nudge Killian.

I hadn't thought about it, but seeing Killian in a bikini might be kinda hawt.

Since you'll be back when I am leaving I will say this:

I love you guys! Keep me in your naughty happy thoughts and I hope you had a GREAT TIME!!

Have a great time guys!!

When you get some REAL Mexican food, let me know how it is. sniff. One of the main things I miss from living in Texas.

You know, there are plenty of Mexican nationals in my part of Indiana which begs the question of whether or not the restaurants they open serve true Mexican food because everyone claims only Texas and Mexico serve it. It's very confusing to a Gringo...

In my experience, that talk has been because the Mexican nationals farther from the border - Memphis in my case - are forced to "tone down" the "real" recipes for Mexican foods in order to deal with central America's popular idea of what "Mexican" food is.

It's the same thing as Indian restaurants being forced to tone down their dishes because so many TOTAL WEENIES can't take the level of spice.

In all honesty, it depends on the restaurant, and the goals and commitment of the Mexican nationals running the place. Texas and Mexico seem to have "better" authentic Mexican food because the restaurants there feel less pressure to conform to the popular "Hey, I want quesadillas like I got at Taco Bell" perception.

Just my theory. :D We have one restaurant here in Memphis that I'd say is authentic, and it is AWESOME... and of course, absolutely NOTHING like Taco Bell, On the Border, or even El Mezcal, my favorite faux-Mexican place.

It's the same thing as Indian restaurants being forced to tone down their dishes because so many TOTAL WEENIES can't take the level of spice.

And some people need to tone down their alcohol consumption because they take off their pants for no apparent reason and accuse a wonderful person of being a terrible hostess.

and accuse a wonderful person of being a terrible hostess

If you're sucking up to make up for being a flake ... ... ... well, flattery will get you many places indeed.

You know, there are plenty of Mexican nationals in my part of Indiana which begs the question of whether or not the restaurants they open serve true Mexican food because everyone claims only Texas and Mexico serve it. It's very confusing to a Gringo...


Only Taco Bell serves real mexican food

and thtir hot sauce packets have funny sayings on them.

Can't beat that with a churro.

I actually prefer the awesome mexican food I had in my hometown in California...we were 20 miles from the border so I am assuming it was authentic. So it's not ONLY Texas that has it. Anyway, I hate tex-mex. :p

Alrighty, kids, we're back. Carry on!

Welcome back, hope you guys had a great time!

I hope you guys had fun!!

Did you bring me a jackalope?

Did you guys fuck like animals or what?