As some of you may have heard, Lux and I are preparing to pull the family out of the Masshole. While we were on vacation in Texas last month, we decided that it would be in our best interest (and it would make me extremely happy) if we moved us to Texas. SO that's what we're doing.

I've got job interviews lined up and our house goes on the market Thursday. Hopefully, come September we'll ALL be Texans. ;) In the meantime, our gaming is going to be sporadic as we're trying to spend as much time as we can with our friends here before we depart. There's also the whole having the realtors kicking us out of the house so that they can show it. None the less, we'll be around -- just not very dependable.

Hey, I don't have parents, I have Texans! Where abouts you moving to? I generally go down there about once a year. My folks are in Kerrville, about an hour SE (?) of San Antonio.

WTF? I am NEVER going to be a Texan. Fuck off.

Congradulations & hope your move goes as smoothly as possible, and make sure to say hi to all my ex's. ;D

Moving next to George W's ranch?

Moving to the Houston area.

Linn says that I can visit the Tennessee peeps if I become suicidal.

Linn says that I can visit the Tennessee peeps if I become suicidal.


They believe in assisted suicide....

We'll stay up late into the night and prank call Val...

Linn says that I can visit the Tennessee peeps if I become suicidal.


They believe in assisted suicide....


I read that to mean if she goes to visit the Tennessee peeps, they will kill her...

That is what friends do!

I lived in Tyler, TX for 4 years. If I could get family to move, I would definately go back.


In the meantime, our gaming is going to be sporadic as we're trying to spend as much time as we can with our friends here before we depart.


Great, since you blew off the Tulip Fest, you can come to the racetrack! We just need to get Zan out of his apartment, get a funny hat for Lux to wear and we're golden!

I second Rin's purprosal

Linn says that I can visit the Tennessee peeps if I become suicidal.


You can come visit anytime, not just when you're feeling suicidal! It just makes it easier for us to talk you into streaking across the lawn of the huge huge megachurch in the middle of their "Praise the Lawd 2006" picnic if you're emotionally vulnerable. <3

Linn says that I can visit the Tennessee peeps if I become suicidal.


They believe in assisted suicide....


I read that to mean if she goes to visit the Tennessee peeps, they will kill her...



Don't worry, we won't kill her, at least not until we've used and abused her... NAKEDLY!!

Hahahah! You know Don is not going to let me visit with all this naked talk...

yeah... way to go, jam. gah!

Errrr... what I meant to say was... we're in Memphis, see, BIBLICAL country. Agnes is going to visit so we can EDUCATE her that all this evolution is just nonscence and she needs to put her faith in... jeez I can't even type this with a straight face. :)

Not only will we be listening to the Word, they will teach me to wear MORE clothes.

It just makes it easier for us to talk you into streaking across the lawn of the huge huge megachurch in the middle of their "Praise the Lawd 2006" picnic if you're emotionally vulnerable. <3

...BAHAHAHAHA you know, I'm not sure who would win in the Epic Battle of Lux vs Fort God.

That's it, I'm moving to Memphis.

I found an apartment for $300 right outside graceland!

Not only will we be listening to the Word, they will teach me to wear MORE clothes.


That depends... do handcuffs count as clothes/jewelry? Hrm. Discuss.

That's it, I'm moving to Memphis.

I found an apartment for $300 right outside graceland!


You REALLY don't want to live within 10 miles of graceland... not unless you own several guns and are prepared to use them. :D

That's it, I'm moving to Memphis.

I found an apartment for $300 right outside graceland!


You probably could. That is a VERY bad neighborhood now.
Not joking. THE KING LIVES IN THE HOOD NOW Y'ALL.

But.. it's like a block away from Elvis Presley Blvd! How can that possibly be bad?

http://www.rent.com/property/map/428337/#content