discuss things!

NOW!






I said now!!

Ok, so I'm a bear, right. Bears eat things, often. I can't eat while in bear form? why?

I can pick a flower, I can skin a squirrel, but I can't eat or drink something?

Hell I can even dance! Why!!!!

I want to be prettier.

I want to be prettier.


Plz to be posting nekkid pictures so we have a frame of context.

I want to hit the power ball so I can quit my job in a way that will be talked about for years to come & go down as a legend.

If I won the powerball I would make myself prettier by not eating ANYTHING like Torrin does and then maybe just maybe I would post some pics. However, I like to wear jeans, any jeans will do - my snobbery does not extend to my legwear. Can I wear jeans in my nekkid photo?

Writing Warcraft fanfiction makes me feel dirty but I am probably going to keep doing it while I'm in class this morning :(

Sometimes I wake up and my penis is in the other room...

It's only really bad if it's in there having a cup of coffee.

The Holy Roman Empire was neither Holy, Roman, nor an Empire.

It's only really bad if it's in there having a cup of coffee.


Especially if it's singing and dancing in a top hat and suit, like the alien at the end of Spaceballs. I hate it when that happens.

The Holy Roman Empire was neither Holy, Roman, nor an Empire.


What about the Holy Romulan Empire?

And one day I woke up and didn't really hate Natalie Portman that much anymore.
http://www.nbc.com/Video/videos/snl_1439_natalieraps.shtml

I want to be prettier too!

Natalie's a cutie. She's fyin' her freak flag in that skit.

The Holy Roman Empire was neither Holy, Roman, nor an Empire.


What about the Holy Romulan Empire?


That sure as hell counts as an Empire, I know that much!

I want to be thinner.

Is the Don using Lux's account again?

I would like corporate sponsorship to better develop my personality.

I think that with the right amount of money I could really make something of myself.

Is the Don using Lux's account again?


I hope so - I mean jeez, we've seen a few pics of the Lux, and dat girl is HAWT!

I want to be hotter.

I'd like for the maggots that are eating my toes to at least say hi. I mean, really. How rude.

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Your ascii art charms me as always, Torrin.

If I were any prettier I would cause wars like Helen of Troy, and the entirety of the female-attracted world would throw itself, yea, at my feet. Legions would die. Empires would fall. The daystar itself would be blackened and shriveled in a desperate effort to hide my strife-causing beauty from the populace.

Out of love and respect for all civilization, I therefore refuse to wear eyeliner.

Also I made little booties for Sherica's maggots, but then I remembered maggots don't have feet. So they will have to use them as sleeping bags and there will be too many by a factor of TWO.