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gleja 7318 posts
11-30-2006 7:18pm
I bought a Nostromo SpeedPad.

http://catalog.belkin.com/IWCatProductPage.process?Product_Id=157024

I hope to have it set up some time this weekend. Should be pretty cool, despite its horrible name. Nostromo? That just makes me thing of Harry Dean Stanton getting eaten alive.
Valneron 1912 posts
11-30-2006 7:19pm
I used to use that playing Tribes. It's awesome.
Masah 46 posts
11-30-2006 7:52pm
Sweet, looks comfortable too!
Torrin 7042 posts
11-30-2006 8:01pm
nerds.
Valneron 1912 posts
11-30-2006 8:04pm
Clown.
Sherica 0 posts
11-30-2006 8:12pm
that's NAKED clown, Val. NAKED CLOWN.

Valneron 1912 posts
11-30-2006 8:19pm
So that's what you fantasize about...
Torrin 7042 posts
11-30-2006 8:42pm
It's a Midget Clown Fuck Town!
Masah 46 posts
11-30-2006 9:20pm

nerds.


Well my mom's says I'm cool...
Torrin 7042 posts
11-30-2006 9:21pm
Not what she was sayin last night.
Masah 46 posts
11-30-2006 9:25pm
Mom's dead for 2 years now, thanks
Torrin 7042 posts
11-30-2006 9:27pm
I thought she smelled kinda funky.
Arolaide 2380 posts
11-30-2006 9:29pm
Guess that's why she didn't move around too much.
Masah 46 posts
11-30-2006 9:30pm
jerks
Masah 46 posts
11-30-2006 9:40pm
No replies, guess my super-secret Anti-Momma joke weapon worked. ;)
BTW Torrin your mom would say hi but her mouth's full. :o
Sherica 0 posts
11-30-2006 10:09pm
You have now stumbled on how to get VS members to check and post on the VS forums: Mom jokes.

Turn to page 34 if you want to redeem your mother's honor by making a sexual innuendo regarding her abilities and Val's huge cock.

Turn to page 18 if you'd rather just punch someone.
Arolaide 2380 posts
11-30-2006 10:15pm
Since when does Val have a huge cock?

I mean, are we talking about a different Val?
Valneron 1912 posts
11-30-2006 10:17pm
I may not be able to tap bottom baby, but I sure will widen the road.
Sherica 0 posts
11-30-2006 10:19pm
It IS fiction, Aro. Doesn't have to be true, just popular!
Arolaide 2380 posts
11-30-2006 10:20pm
Well yeah, anything more than a pencil stub is totally a lie.
Foxfyr 12982 posts
11-30-2006 10:20pm
I laughed so hard the cat ran away!

This thread delivers.
Valneron 1912 posts
11-30-2006 10:28pm
I never said how many lanes the road had to be in the first place....
Lux_Lisbon 11443 posts
11-30-2006 10:51pm
Don't call it a thumbtack!
Stranger 1533 posts
12-01-2006 12:43am

Since when does Val have a huge cock?

I mean, are we talking about a different Val?


HEY. We do have two Vals in the guild! Fake Val and REAL VAL.

REAL BIG VAL.
Sherica 0 posts
12-01-2006 12:46am
I split my pants.
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