Your heard me!

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2007/01/12

LOL, I love that one :)

haha!

Exactly what kind of shit are you afraid we'll start anyways? We already own you're asses at hockey... what else is there?

poutine?

And what is wrong with poutine? Affraid we'll make you fat? Dont worry, Mac Donalds beat us to it.

Wow, Canucks are getting uppity!

It's an uprising!! Maybe *this* is the shit you guys are afraid of.

You know the quiet guy that comes into work every day and never says anything but is always polite...
Then one day SNAP! He goes postal and kills everyone. That could be us. Just maybe. And all because Torrin said "poutine". ;)

You threaten us with an uprising, then you go and do something like this.

http://www.ecanadanow.com/entertainment/2007/01/13/cant-get-you-out-of-my-nose/

You threaten us with an uprising, then you go and do something like this.

http://www.ecanadanow.com/entertainment/2007/01/13/cant-get-you-out-of-my-nose/

I'm confused. She is AUSTRALIAN and the statue is in ENGLAND. What, are you blaming us for reporting the NEWS?

yes!

Last year I needed to travel to New Mexico. The airline airhead told me they didn't do foreign travel..... go figure.

Please, Canadia. You're just a plot of land waiting to be annexed as far as America is concerned!

Canada is the US's hat! Or should I say Took! (no idea if I spelt that right)

Toque, actually. But that's OK, Americans have creative spelling anyway. (Color indeed, bah.)

"Canada? Why would I want to leave America just to visit America, Jr.?"
- Homer J. Simpson

ACTUAL transcript of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. This radio conversation was released by the Chief of Naval Operations on 10-10-95.
Americans: "Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision."

Canadians: "Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision."

Americans: "This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course."

Canadians: "No, I say again, you divert YOUR course."

Americans: "THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS ABRAHAM LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH. THAT'S ONE-FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP."

Canadians: "This is a lighthouse. Your call."



Btw, this is not a true anecdote, but still funny.

I like Canadians. Molson Canadian/XXX, Hockey, and Natasha Henstridge come from there.

... So at the beginning it says actual transcript, and at the end it says it's not true. Now I am hugely confused.

Oh, wait. never mind I love Snopes!

http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthse.htmwait

Canadians have Wunderbars, therefore they win. I dream of them. And cry. And want to visit again and eat enough of them to gain ten pounds.

Stupid Hersheys. Stupid Monopoly.

AND WE DON'T HAVE TIM HORTON'S EITHER. :(

Just beware the Yukon...

There's a Hershey's chocolate factory about 1 hour away from my house. I love Ottawa! :)

You need to go to Hershey Park. Specifically the Hershey Hotel. Ever dreamed of taking a chocolate bath?

http://www.hersheypa.com/accommodations/the_spa_at_hotel_hershey/

That off the Hershey Highway?

Despite the maple syrup and drinking age at 19, Canada is just a weak America with a capital "Eh?".

Keep it up and we'll start ratting you guys out for wearing maple leaves on your backpacks when you go to Europe.