MUFFINS.

I like the IDEA of the beer mugs, but unfortunately if your toon has boobs, they just look stupid and you can't tell what it is. Which is the case for most of these cool icons. :(

I tried to go with pink (to represent the ladies), red/white (to represent the Canadians), and something manly for the middle. Couldn't find a monster truck or a pair of balls, though, so I went with a king's crown.
For the next one, I chose an icon that represents our struggles/allegiance to baked goods. Again, it's hard to find an icon that isn't ruined by the tits, but these seemed to do okay.


PINK? And shouldn't that be cake instead of a muffin?

A TINY bit of pink. Come on, now!
And a muffin is neutral enough, I thought...it also kinda looks like a souffle.

That is neither cake nor pie; it is a freakin muffin. Probably flaxseed eaten by some bark chewing nelf druid.

OMG hahahaha

I was really feeling the love yesterday in the Gruul/Mag run,
so I thought this may be appropriate...

Then I thought maybe we needed something that really represented our interests...
So I figured a lot of folks liked SHEWS:

Then I was trying to figure out what we could use to represent a secret...
and this is the best one I could come up with:

But after coming up with a comical one, and a couple that I thought may actually be cool,
I thought about the ladies and what they may want...
So here is is:



Seriously, does Blizzard not know what that looks like... I mean, look at it!

A TINY bit of pink. Come on, now!
And a muffin is neutral enough, I thought...it also kinda looks like a souffle.

NO WAY THAT YOUR SOUFFLES STAY RAISED LIKE THAT!!! YES IM YELLING!

I like the third one the best! yay Hom. I wonder what it looks like... :D

Um yeah, I vote for Hom's electric dildo.

Whut.

Electric Dildo FTW. That would be a great guild name too.

I went nuts creating lots of tabards, then couldn't pick just one or two. Here's a few:

Lightning Bolts



"V" for Victorious Secret. Duh!


Girls in Gleaming Uniforms

Hot Phoenix


Two variations on everyone's favorite: FLAMES!


Last but not least, the "Bear Breasted" tabard

I like that last one!

If we totally have to NOT have a muffin on our chests, I would vote for the vibrator.

The vibrator would be good. Or Arachne's scary groping hands.

The hands groping the vibrator? Hmmm, maybe too busy.

Here's mine.

How'z about classing up the joint?

If the lock were lower it would be good.

Nothing beats a chick with a lock on her ass.

except brown.

The world needs more cephalopods...



And I couldn't resist making a design with the garden gnome!

The world needs more cephalopods...

Lovecraft FTW! I vote Cthulhu!

Which unfortunately will guarantee this tabards untimely demise.

Is there a FSM icon?

Is there a FSM icon?

I have an FSM logo on the back of my truck. A FSM tabard would be great!

I really wish you could upload pictures to the tabard builder...