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Torrin
7042 posts
11-27-2008 7:16am
A cigarette is bigger than your penis.
BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE
BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE
Nagdabbit
386 posts
11-27-2008 8:29am
Well, my wife is 9 months older than I am and I'm 40+ so I think we have the answer. My 17 year-old daughter is the one who wrecked my van. :doh:
Torrin
7042 posts
11-27-2008 8:36am
Another year and Bren will be begging you for her number.
Ressick
302 posts
11-28-2008 4:12am
Hell, he's probably in PM's, begging right now. 17 is his goal age.
brendar
5729 posts
11-28-2008 5:03am
Look, you and I had a face-to-face in the middle of the whole '17-year-old-situation'. I'm soooo done with that. Bad idea.
Nagdabbit
386 posts
11-28-2008 6:15am
She turns 18 in less than 6 months. I'm already stock piling 12-gauge rock salt shells...
Homreker
3996 posts
12-02-2008 9:01pm
She turns 18 in less than 6 months. I'm already stock piling 12-gauge rock salt shells...
Bren likes Rock Salt... you better find something more potent...
Bren likes Rock Salt... you better find something more potent...
brendar
5729 posts
12-02-2008 11:01pm
And my body armor will easily stop lead shot and slugs, but don't worry, 17/18 year old poon is sufficient repellent for me now. As a teammate of mine likes to say "the juice isn't worth the squeeze".
Homreker
3996 posts
12-03-2008 12:39am
"the juice isn't worth the squeeze".
Is your teammate Ving Rhames? I somehow envision him saying this...
Is your teammate Ving Rhames? I somehow envision him saying this...
Faust
290 posts
12-03-2008 6:12am
I'll squeeze any fruit if the flavor's right. ... But then, inappropriately touching fruit can not currently get me in jail.
Torrin
7042 posts
12-03-2008 8:37am
brendar
5729 posts
12-03-2008 6:33pm
demetriana
1730 posts
12-05-2008 9:54pm
And my body armor will easily stop lead shot and slugs, but don't worry, 17/18 year old poon is sufficient repellent for me now. As a teammate of mine likes to say "the juice isn't worth the squeeze".
D:
wtf am i going to do with you
D:
wtf am i going to do with you
