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brendar
5729 posts
03-24-2009 4:37am
Things that will give me cancer:
Coffee, smoking, drinking alcohol, drinking bottled water, eating red meat, breathing in fuel fumes, burning trash fumes, random other fumes, working with depleted uranium, working with hydraulic fluid and CARC paint, asbestos, growing up on Lake Erie and the Cuyahoga River, eating lots of processed foods, watching the microwave too closely, wiping my ass with the wrong brand of toilet paper.
Got it. I will have cancer.
Now can I enjoy life?
Coffee, smoking, drinking alcohol, drinking bottled water, eating red meat, breathing in fuel fumes, burning trash fumes, random other fumes, working with depleted uranium, working with hydraulic fluid and CARC paint, asbestos, growing up on Lake Erie and the Cuyahoga River, eating lots of processed foods, watching the microwave too closely, wiping my ass with the wrong brand of toilet paper.
Got it. I will have cancer.
Now can I enjoy life?
Foxfyr
12982 posts
03-24-2009 7:15am
Bitching gives you cancer.
Everyone relax!
Everyone relax!
Foxfyr
12982 posts
03-24-2009 7:15am
/tumor
brendar
5729 posts
03-24-2009 10:44am
You know, I posted that comment in the other thread, and then this one, and where I didn't mean to come off as pissy, it sure reads that way. I think I woke up on the wrong side of bed this morning.
Awesome Hat makes me smile.
Awesome Hat makes me smile.
Jacknsnap
1752 posts
03-24-2009 11:43am
bottled water? tell me that was a joke please...
Slowman
1360 posts
03-24-2009 1:29pm
Nah, everything gives you cancer.
Torrin
7042 posts
03-24-2009 2:20pm
Research causes cancer in lab rats.
Aeryssa
838 posts
03-24-2009 4:16pm
bottled water? tell me that was a joke please...
A recent study found out that about 90% of bottled water is just tap water and not spiffy spring water or whatever else the companies are trying to pass it off as. And a percentage of that percentage (I stopped reading and just skimmed when I found out that I was essentially paying around $500 a year for something already flowing in my house for free) don't even distill it properly or thoroughly. So there's probably a good chance of that. But then again, there's an equally good chance that all my visits to NJ, going to Newark airport, and actually breathing in during that time will be what gets me in the end.
A recent study found out that about 90% of bottled water is just tap water and not spiffy spring water or whatever else the companies are trying to pass it off as. And a percentage of that percentage (I stopped reading and just skimmed when I found out that I was essentially paying around $500 a year for something already flowing in my house for free) don't even distill it properly or thoroughly. So there's probably a good chance of that. But then again, there's an equally good chance that all my visits to NJ, going to Newark airport, and actually breathing in during that time will be what gets me in the end.
