I agree... I think Mr. Rogers was at least a 3... Bert and Earnie were probably about a 5 or 6 most of the time...

Maria, she would have been a 1...

IS NOTHING SACRED!!! FRED ROGERS! ERNIE AND BERT! Man...

I don't know what Seasame Street you been watching lately Pils, but the one I have been forced to witness has Bert and Ernie dealing with a dancing bed, wild and crazy imaginary adventures, and a rubber ducky. They are definitely a solid 5.5 on the scale, edging towards 6 with every dancing bed.

Don't get me started on Cookie Monster, I have never seen such a severe case of the munchies in my life!

So...Ernie and Bert go out to a bar. get hammered and come home. lay down in the bed and it starts dancing around. That very event has happened to me probably a thousand times in my more <cough> <cough> reckless youth. Sort of like someone asking you if you have ever blacked out from boozing...and you stare back quizzically responding...that's not normal?

You clearly need more pie.