Swine sounds like pie.

Say it fast Swine Pie

Swine Pine

Swie Pie

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I would like to promote this panic of the swine flu to the extent that we all get sent home from work for a week. Or two. That would be awesome. THAT's how you work the media. ;)
Dammit! Mexico stole my idea and made even better!

If this all works out right I could end up working from home since I don't need to be at the hospital to do my job.


Of course, if it works out that way it will be very bad for everyone else....