Bren, that is fucking awesome. I'm glad you're doing okay, and damn, what a great end to a hellish day. I wish I could have Angelina Jolie waiting for me at the end of all my rotten days.

...On the other hand, I'll gladly take my rotten days over yours.

Not only does he molest Angelina and get shot at, he is at least a foot shorter than everyone in his unit.

heh. unit.