Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Would you like a beer?". Descartes replies "I think not". Descartes disappears.

I was running between planes and so did not give this the attention it deserved.

Allow me to say ROFLMAO.

Does she even read this shit anymore?

I can point her in this direction. She'll cut a bitch.

Anthropologists have just announced the discovery of a tribe that worships the number zero.

Is nothing sacred these days?

A blonde decides she needs birth control because she can't keep her legs shut. She decides on the pill. After 3 months of spreading her legs, she turns up preggers. Her latest FOTM boyfriend asks her, "WTF? How the hell did you get pregnant if you're on the pill?!?"

The blonde replies, "I stopped the pill. It kept falling out."