Long time no see Blizzcon. I didn't know what this whole trip was about until last year I came here and played drums with Tenacious D and it was fucking fun - I tell you what. They told us "we only have to pay a couple songs." They said we don't really got to play that long. "You know, just play a couple songs." And to be honest, we don't know how to just play a couple songs. You know what I mean? We got a lot of fucking songs. So the way I look at is we'll just keep playing until everyone says "You know, that's too many fucking songs." So I'm gonna shut the fuck up and we're gonna just keep playing - ARE YOU READY FOR THAT SHIT? ARE YOU READY!!!!!?

This one goes out to all the old Foo Fighters fans in the audience "You make me dizzy runnin circles in my head One of these days I'll chase your fucking crusty old ass down.... oh oh oh....

That's them right there! You see them? It's those 12 people right there, you see them? Check them out! Pat (Smear), you see that?! Ok I'm exaggerating, it's those 11 people right there. Right in the front, yup. It's you people that fucking keep the heat on in the mansion. And we appreciate your continued patronage. Because that solar heater for the fucking olympic swimming pool doesn't work. I'm not going to rely on the sun to heat.... my swimming pool. It's the faithful fans in the front row that keep that shit boiling hot on a winter's night. So when the Playboy bunnies come up to the Grohl mansion, I don't gotta worry about shrinkage or anyone catching pneumonia. I owe it all to you guys.

Thank you... it was so perfect when I ran out there. I was running through the crowd. It was all good and then it was time for me to do a guitar solo and I was right over there, and right as the spotlight hit me. This girl with the biggest boobs I've ever seen in my entire life hands me a sharpie and says "Will you sign my tits for me?" I'm gonna YouTube that shit tomorrow for sure. Ya. I'm hoping one of you camera guys were quick enough to get my moment of rock and roll glory. Cause contrary to popular belief.... that doesn't always happen.... kids. I don't wanna burst your bubble, but I drove down here in a fucking mini van today. A silver Honda Odyssey. I don't wanna sound like a jackass but it's my favourite car I've ever owned. There was one day when I was in the car wash down the street from my house. I took the mini van down there and I dropped it off and I went walking up the block to get a coffee. And I walked place this place that was one of those ticket - agency - stores... where they sell tickets for basketball games and shitty rock concerts... not ours. And when I came back to the carwash, the lady at the carwash - who I'm on a first name basis with, she said "Hey these two guys from the ticket office, they saw you walk past and they fucking freaked out. They wanna take a picture with you." So I said "OK." So I walked outside and I said hello and right then the dude with the towel was waving and said my car was ready. And I said "Hey guys, I'll be right back let me pick up my car." And that day the carwash there were fucking like Ferraris and Lamborghinis and shit. And these two guys started placing bets with each other. "I bet you it's the fucking red Mazaratti." The other guy's like "NO, it's the yellow fucking Lamborghini." And I pulled up in the mini van... and they were fucking bummed. But I felt pretty fucking cool because you know I can put 5 CDs in that shit. I can be 30 yards away from that thing and hit one button and all the doors fucking open up on it.... DVD screens... This is a new song, it's called These Days and it has nothing to do with what I was just talking about.

It's funny because the other guys they've never been here before and since I was here last year I kinda knew what it was gonna be like you know. So just now when we went back, Pat and Taylor they were like "Holy shit, that fucking crowd's great!" And I'm like "Ya they're great!"

OK. Look. Fucking shocker that Everlong is the last song. Just calm the fuck down. Calm down. SPOILER ALERT OUR BIGGEST SONG EVER IS LAST. Can I play something else first? Thanks.

Ladies and Gentlemen I gotta say... it's nice to be able to come and play a gig almost in your own backyard - Dude did you just take my picture with a fucking iPad? Is that what you're holding right now? I take back what I said about the rockshow, JESUS. They make smaller, little ones that do the same... nevermind. Did you guys have a good weekend? I mean that must have been fucking cool right? Next year I think I may come back and just walk around cause I don't even know what's out there. I DON'T EVEN KNOW! Dress up in some fucked up costume, you'll never know who I am.