Well... fuck me over once, shame on you. do it twice, shame on me. There won't be a second time.

I didn't kick him. That was Sher.

I still think this explains everything:

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2004/03/19


Hahahahahaha!!!! That's awesome!!!

Lol, Shitcock.... HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

Think I just found my companion to Fucktard.

For everyone's amusement:

1. What class and level are the characters you wish to bring into VS?
Caniption - Lv 10 rogue

Double letters are for teh newbs. So is the letter 'O.' A stands for AWESOME and for AMAZING, whereas O is the number of epics carried by NEWBS.

Unknown to our hero, A is also for "ASSCLOWN", and "AHAHAHAHAHHA NO".


2. What are your in-game professions and proficiency in said professional skills?
Haven't picked any yet

I have, however, picked my nose, and am willing to share any and all spoils found therein with the guild vault, unless I manage to retrieve an EPIC booger, in which case I will keep it for myself.


3. Do you know anyone in VS from in-game, real life or a past life?
Several from the vs/domi forums, and arolaide said I needed to fill out an app Tongue


Can you parse this sentence? I am having trouble parsing this sentence. Is he asking Arolaide to give him some tongue? Is he offering to give the app tongue? Is giving tongue part of the app? Is this an offer to cut his out so we will not have to listen to him? I feel this is an admirable suggestion for which he should be commended, despite the fact that fingers would have been a better choice.

4. How did you discover VS?
the forums

I've always liked that this question says 'discover.' One day, I hope someone will apply with something like, "Breathless and silent, I crouched before the idol statue. 'Careful, Professor Jones,' I thought to myself, 'or this could be your last move.' I asked for forgiveness of my sins as I gingerly moved the totem from the sunken panel. To my horror, it depressed, releasing what I expected would be a gauntlet of deadly traps! I was happily surprised when it was, instead, Victorious Secret."

This was, of course, not the answer to my hopes.

5. Why do you want to join VS?
cause kilrogg is being uncorrupted, and i need a /g function

Do you ever get the feeling Blizzard is playing a huge joke on us, and they're going to pop up this morning all, "All the asshats left Kilrogg, it is now uncorrupted!" Do they realize that it is like roaches, and they will always come back?


6. How old are you?
30 pretty soon, OmGz!!!, i'm almost halfway dead!!

Coming soon to Victorious Secret: bedpans and free adult diapers. Poopsocking will be a thing of the past!


7. Male, female or Undecided?
male

Do you think he checked his drawers before he gave an answer? I bet he did.


8. Where do you live? Just a state or country will suffice.
Alaska for the next month or so

I cannot make fun of this, because Alaska is pretty cool. I hear the odds are good, but the goods are odd, if you know what I mean wink wink nudge nudge.


9. Other MMO games played?
SWG, and just muds before that

I MUCKed back in the day in my college computer lab, and once I had a conversation with a MUDder that went something like this: "Do you MUD?" "No, I MUCK." "What's the difference?" "Well, mostly roleplaying. You don't really kill anything." "... then how do you get experience?" "You don't. It's mostly just..." "... THEN HOW DO YOU LEVEL UP?" "You... don't, it's really just..." "I DON'T UNDERSTAND."

How was tender college Ingomar to know that this was not merely a chance encounter, but a prophetic beacon of things to come... nay, a warning from on high of the shitwittery to occur in her adult life? Thus did she choose to follow the Light, amen and may Uther guide your hand, my son.


10. What is your favorite Ben Affleck movie?
What's a been aflac?

This is a term we use to describe those on the Victorious Secret Insurance Coverage Plan who previously elected to insure themselves with another company. We also use it to describe someone who has slept with Ben. "Good God, why does Ingomar have that RASH?" "Oh, she's been aflac." "DIDN'T SOMEONE WARN HER ABOUT THAT?"


11. Favorite band?
George Strait would be my fav, he's not a band though, but I like a bit of everything in music, pending the mood I'm in?

He was afraid that if he typed 'DE'pending, it would turn his epic mood (+12 int) into illusion dust. Perhaps he has made this mistake before? It's so sad when raiders lose their int in the war. Behold: my crystalline emo tears. ;_;


12. What is the meaning of life?
42

I still say Conan could OWN those talking mice.

The meaning of life is having been aflac'd just once.

*wipes away the tears*

Ingo. Bless me, my goddess. And I shall keep your crystalline emo tears in a jewelled box, forever hidden from the fiends who search for our... Victorious Secret.

You totally reamed him! And no lube either! That's like... the record!

Some days, we must ALL embrace our Inner Bitch. Go with Uther, daughter of Elune.

"So, Sister Ingomar."
"Yes, Sister Arolaide."
"I have this problem..."
"Always keep a spare pair of pants in your pack. That way when you wake up without them and you don't know where they've gone, you can whip out the spares and be good as new."
"....Ohhhkay. No. See, my problem is that I don't get this whole Light thing."
"The Light shines its warmth and goodness upon us all, and protects us in the bosom of ... ... its ... bosom."
"Do you even listen when you talk?"
"....No, not really."
"Okay, then. Just checking."
"Go with Uther, child."
"No way. He's a winter, I'm an autumn."
"..."

"Do you even listen when you talk?"
"....No, not really."


LOL, I know waaaaay to many people that fall into this category.

I LOVE AROLAIDE.

Ing would LIKE to say that Uther goes with anything, but that could lead to Arthas/Uther fanfiction, and THAT WAY LIES MADNESS.

Therefore, Ing will just drink some more.

When is The Light not The Light? When it's a goose, silly!

Jamisia also has a good answer, which is:

"Why are you asking me this question? The Light is the power that allows me to LAY SMACKDOWN on the ASSES OF THE UNRIGHTEOUS and allows Ingomar to survive a spiked mace to the face."
"No, that's because she's short and they always judge that the face is at human level."
"You know what I mean. The Light is for Asskicking. End of discussion. Why are we standing around here and NOT smiting the undead? I don't follow the Light to stand around NOT smiting the undead."

I was on for most of the night as well, and I didn't have a clue who the new idiots were and why there were so many of them. It was annoying to say the least.

"But if you followed the Shadow, you could smite everything."

I CANNOT HELP BUT WONDER IF THIS WOULD GIVE JAMISIA PAUSE.

Ing would argue that with the light, one can smite things and they are incinerated, thus reducing the possibility that melted face goo will get on one's CUTE shoes.

... however, she admits that the ashes will still require dry cleaning.

I was on for most of the night as well, and I didn't have a clue who the new idiots were and why there were so many of them. It was annoying to say the least.


I'll step up and take responsibility. If it weren't for my wine-infused big mouth (or fat fingers?) I never would have typed "/g Caniption? Doob? Are these Dom folks who created alts talking in the Teldrassil general chat?"

Let's all just pretend that last night was a very bad and disturbing dream from which we learned so so much.

It was a pre-cinco dey mayo booze induced hallucination.

It was a pre-cinco dey mayo booze induced hallucination.

Speaking of which, I'm currently sitting on my brother's deck, tapped into his DSL connection, drinking frosties in this beautiful weather. Happy Cinco de Mayo all! I say last night is done, forget about it...blah blah blah. Everyone go have a drink!

or a salad! go have a salad! :P

I'm sorry, I'm a jealous boozer.

Our Customer Support (helpdesk) guys just brought in 3 cases of beer. Time to get trashed before the train ride home.

Happy cinco de friday!

Damn I cant believe I missed this all last night.

The meaning of like is having been aflac'd just once.


Hmmmm, in that case I guess Im going to never get "The meaning of like" :)