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Lux_Lisbon
11443 posts
Well...I'm a loser!
Arolaide
2380 posts
05-23-2006 9:21pm
Heh. The best I can do over here is use include files for all of my submission and verification, based solely on software they let me use. XD
Raeb
926 posts
05-23-2006 9:25pm
According to the job desc. I'm a Sr. Systems Engineer. Primarily Unix (though occasionally I have to do something with a windows box), and some network design/security stuff.
I work for a media conglomerate that is owned by a certain Cult that is based in New England and Korea. They own a few newspapers around the world and a few news wires.
I work for a media conglomerate that is owned by a certain Cult that is based in New England and Korea. They own a few newspapers around the world and a few news wires.
gleja
7318 posts
05-23-2006 9:28pm
I work as an Oracle DBA.
That is totally not the answer I expected. Although you do have a DBA temperment.
gleja
7318 posts
05-23-2006 9:28pm
Heh. The best I can do over here is use include files for all of my submission and verification, based solely on software they let me use. XD
Being the one and only developer does have some advantages. :)
Arolaide
2380 posts
05-23-2006 9:33pm
This is true. I do miss that about what is now Lin's job -- none of this retarded shit about how seventeen snillion people have to check the databases and the code before they go into production; just write it, test it, and go. XD
Lux_Lisbon
11443 posts
Torrin, I hope you didn't actually submit your stuff with the word "your's" in it.
Arolaide
2380 posts
05-23-2006 9:34pm
I love you, Agnes.
Ripp Thorn
1870 posts
05-23-2006 9:40pm
I'm an Evil Genius.
It's true, I took a survey.
It's true, I took a survey.
Ingomar
0 posts
05-23-2006 9:55pm
Hobbies don't count, Ripp.
Torrin
7042 posts
05-23-2006 10:05pm
Torrin, I hope you didn't actually submit your stuff with the word "your's" in it.
Ye's I di'd a's a matte'r o'f fac't
Kidneythief
226 posts
05-23-2006 11:31pm
I'm a pharmacy bitch.
Rinader
2208 posts
05-23-2006 11:43pm
I work in the same hospital and until January, the same department as Zan. I began to get burned out in IS and needed a change so I moved to the hospitals labs. I am now applications analyst. I pretty much handle the labs interfaces and servers. Since there are only 3 of us, I have the pleasure of being on-call every 3 weeks. Did I mention I'm salaried and don't get paid for it? :(
Kari
424 posts
05-24-2006 12:09am
I'm a secretary at a K-8 Catholic school. And even though the last day of school is Friday, I still don't know if I have a job next year yet! We're consolidating with another Catholic school, and a lot of jobs have been cut. :-[
Valneron
1912 posts
05-24-2006 12:38am
I work as an Oracle DBA.
That is totally not the answer I expected. Although you do have a DBA temperment.
WTF is that supposed to mean, hrm? What are you saying I'm jumpy? Easily annoyed? What? I lose my temper easily?
How would you fucking know, hrm? Like have you ever met me? No, I didn't think so! And yet here you ARE TELLING ME I HAVE THE TEMPERMENT OF A FUCKING DBA AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT FUCK THAT MEANS!
IF YOU WERE HERE RIGHT NOW I'D FUCKING KI... SS you....
canyonman
0 posts
05-24-2006 1:24am
I am a veterinarian (did i spell that correctly?) and own a small animal practice. I squeeze anal glands for a living. Want to shake my hand?
The Don
7138 posts
And I'm a member of the Monster Squad.
Torrin
7042 posts
05-24-2006 1:47am
WOLFMAN HAS NARDS!
Kidneythief
226 posts
05-24-2006 2:00am
So Canyonman, as a vet, if someone brings you like a sick hamster or mouse, do you just ask them if they want you to throw it out for them?
Brown
1290 posts
05-24-2006 3:15am
Well as you all know by now, I am a Pimp. But did you know:
1. I have over 40 Bitches in my stable
2. I was Pimp of the Year 2001,2002,2003,2005 (2004 was locked up for Hooliganism, Shannanigans, and Tom Foolery)
3. Father was a pimp, grandfather was a pimp, and now my Twin Daughter and Son are in training to be pimps.
On the side I am a School District IT Tech and Junior High Math Teacher.
1. I have over 40 Bitches in my stable
2. I was Pimp of the Year 2001,2002,2003,2005 (2004 was locked up for Hooliganism, Shannanigans, and Tom Foolery)
3. Father was a pimp, grandfather was a pimp, and now my Twin Daughter and Son are in training to be pimps.
On the side I am a School District IT Tech and Junior High Math Teacher.
Whatever
2642 posts
05-24-2006 3:17am
I am a veterinarian (did i spell that correctly?) and own a small animal practice. I squeeze anal glands for a living. Want to shake my hand?
Hey, my sister is a vet, and she's local to me. Very nice that I only have to pay for cat food and cat litter. She refuses to let me pay for any vet bills.
Skyuka
634 posts
05-24-2006 4:18am
Damn I remember that song!!! Tennessee Ernie Ford.... I win the prize............... :)
hmmm now to the subject.
Ok, I spent 4 years in the Air Force as a Presidential Guard. (Nixon) Did you know that back then on Air Force One (a 707) they had hidden compartments with Uzi machine guns in them.
Spent the next 33 years in the US Postal Service and retired (well sort of had to) in January 2005 as a Postmaster with 37 years in the govt. Every 3/4 years I have Jamasia build me a new comp. ;)
hmmm now to the subject.
Ok, I spent 4 years in the Air Force as a Presidential Guard. (Nixon) Did you know that back then on Air Force One (a 707) they had hidden compartments with Uzi machine guns in them.
Spent the next 33 years in the US Postal Service and retired (well sort of had to) in January 2005 as a Postmaster with 37 years in the govt. Every 3/4 years I have Jamasia build me a new comp. ;)
schmooo
312 posts
05-24-2006 11:50am
Squeezy anal glands!!
Yanno, I have not met any vets with a sense of fun and humor before Canyonman ;D
Yanno, I have not met any vets with a sense of fun and humor before Canyonman ;D
Ingomar
0 posts
05-24-2006 12:05pm
The best part is that it's funny because it's true. I've seen the vet do it to my cat. If you dog/cat is doing that thing when they scrape their booty on the floor?
Probably need to have the anal glands expressed.
Probably need to have the anal glands expressed.
Foxfyr
12982 posts
05-24-2006 1:56pm
Until fairly recently it's been hard for me to say that I was an actor, but the last couple years have gone exceedingly well. When I wasn't getting much work I was working as a freelance audio/video technician for various corporate events and conventions.
Knock on wood... this latest job in Hair will open up some bigger doors for me. Oh... and my band just finished recording a 6-song ep. Soon as we finish mixing it I'll show ya!
Knock on wood... this latest job in Hair will open up some bigger doors for me. Oh... and my band just finished recording a 6-song ep. Soon as we finish mixing it I'll show ya!
