A necktie tied around my eyes is definetly considered "more clothes."

We will get drunk and make little weird idols like "construction paper bleeding lambs head on popsicle stick" and stick them on church lawns in the middle of the night.

Because Elvis bought it when it was way out in the country, and then the hood grew up around it.

Seriously, Not a neighborhood you want to be in after dark, I'm just saying. See that word "Whitehaven?" That is NOT A GOOD NEIGHBORHOOD.

Also it is almost in Mississippi.

Fork the lawn!

I loved doing that to my band teacher in HS.

As the snow flies
On a cold and gray chicago mornin
A poor little baby child is born
In the ghetto
And his mama cries
cause if theres one thing that she dont need
Its another hungry mouth to feed
In the ghetto

We will get drunk and make little weird idols like "construction paper bleeding lambs head on popsicle stick" and stick them on church lawns in the middle of the night.


............................Let me explain just how badly outnumbered our forces are here.

Nevermind, you know, pictures are worth a thousand words and all that. This went up just 2 weeks ago.



And just in case you find this hard to believe, here's an article about it:

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/07/05/us/05liberty.html?ex=1309752000&en=633335bb68bac96a&ei=5088&partner=rssnyt&emc=rss

OHmyfuckingod. NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

It looks even more terrifying and ridiculous in person.

Yes, we have a greater number of BUGFUCK CRAZY people here than you'll find in MANY other places. Except maybe Alabama. :D

Yeah. That's real. And that's not even the one that menaces commercial aviation.

Ing is referring to this one.

Seriously. FedEx pilots have complained.

Ing is referring to this one.


In this picture, note that the dark fuzzy object at the bottom of the image and to the right of the center is a FREAKING PINE TREE. That should give some perspective.

Crazy Christian people: STOP IT!!!!

You should have heard the radio discussion when they first went up. They do not meet zoning requirements, but any talk of actually enforcing said zoning requirements was met with, "I see SATAN IS ALIVE AND WELL IN OUR COMMUNITY TODAY."

... not kidding.

Oh my god. Drop on bomb on them and save the gene pool...

It was actually kind of awesome, because even our most vanilla DJs would air someone saying that and go, "... okaaaaaaaaaaaaay."

The best time was when we were trying to pass the lottery, and we had people saying things like, "I won't vote for the lottery because gambling is against Jesus, but if it passes I will PLAY the lottery." (Again: I am not kidding.)

This proved too much for the same DJ's, and one of them totally flipped out. It's one of those radio shows where there are two crazy guys and the woman that keeps them in line, and the woman seriously made him go take a walk away from the microphone, because he was FLIPPING HIS SHIT.

It was AWESOME.

jesus wants me to have a rolex and cadillac.

Already heard that one. My brother went to school with the son of one of the more famous ministers around here. They did, in fact, have a Rolls.

And they did, indeed, tell him that it was a gift from God.

Those pics made me cringe so hard I really do feel like I might have turned inside out. Ew.

hahaha! That is awesome.

Mmmm...Sacrelicious!

What about this place?
http://www.apartments.com/partner/summary.aspx?page=summary&property=127652.3&modelnum=0&rgn3=45&rent_maximum=500&srt3=0.71&srt2=0.69&srt1=0.92&rent_minimum=0&area2=y&subarea3=y&am24=0&subarea5=y&subarea4=y&am22=0&am23=0&partner=google&state=tn&prvpg=15

I need to get the hell out of Washington state. Help me!

Those are much better. They are right down the street from the apartments Linnaris and I lived in before we bought houses.

Also it is in the zipcode next to mine.

Great. Now get me a job!

We have many exciting career opportunities in the manwhoring industry. You must provide your own assless chaps.