I too don't wear eyeliner, but for a different reason entirely.

Do chickens have lips?

I must have Ingo as my wife! I must FIGHT FOR HER! TO WAR!!!

Oh wait, wait... ok, I thought she had on eyeliner. Whew.

My maggots are ungrateful, Ingo. They say PTOOIE on your booties. They need a lesson from Miss Manners. Bastards.

Fish do not have lips.
And my mother's toes hang over her sandals, all disgusting and gnarled. Buy some self-awareness, woman!

saw this guy in safeway the other day with a toenail that was seriously about 5 inches long.

it was gross.

Torrin, which of you asked for change for a cup of coffee first?

There was a dude at the Vegas party who could probably open a can of spinach with his toenail. He had the grossest feet ever.

I have beautiful, dainty feet.

And a freckle on my middle toe. It's my 'Flea Toe'.

I got a pedicure before I went to Vegas and I was looking at everyone's feet and came to the conclusion that I had the hawtest feet there. Fuck those bitches.