Phew. Looks like I'm safe from this one.

AHEM....Shaerl.
I yield. :o

I've been answering legislators' questions in overdrive mode for three solid weeks, which has got to be an experience dreamed up by the most bureaucratic functionary in Hell for leeching away anything resembling creative spark. Try as I might, the uber essay ain't comin' to me. :|

Shaerl will have to sit on the sidelines for this one and laugh at the officers in blotto'd bondage. :)

My wife is very sweet to me but i need to point a few things out before I continue; 1- I rarely check the forums, it's usually the calendar to see who is running what dungeon/raid. 2- as far as tanking lessons i don't even have a full set of tank gear, half of it is DPS so the lessons can wait. 3- i would rather be a slave in this kind of event cause i do prefer to help out, and finally 4- it is August 6, 4 days past the dead line that was given. But my wife is so sweet to nominate me! I love you Mish!<3

I think Amanda has an announcement to make...

I'M GAY.

oh, big surprise

Not -THAT- announcement! The other one... you know... who we picked??

Because of sheer will, TWO winners have come out VICTORIOUS.

One winner is a young man who wants us to kill ourselves via our liver: RESSICK.

The other winner is a crazy old dude who is crazy: PILSNER.

We will be pleasuring these two gentlemen on separate nights. Stay tuned for the details, fellas.

...Old...OLD...OLD...GOD DAMMIT...I am not old; I am just not...uhh...like young.

Oh...and I will happily concede the run to Ressy (if he ever shows up again :p); his channelling of Denis Leary was spot on and was in the correct style.

I just wanted to write something silly that I hope some folks could laugh at. :D

I would like the opportunity to plan a guild event in the future though...HEH HEH HEH

You are not conceding.

Please tell us which weekend/time works best for you. Just PM Sapph and I.

I'm requesting to NOT do these on a Saturday night because I work Sundays and the amount that y'all expect me to drink may make waking up Sunday morning painful (RESSICK). Be nice to your Queen.

You are not conceding.

I work on Sunday at 7am; so that is a guarantee of no Saturday night revelry on my part.

I have changed the itenerary a bit, due to my leet DK stealth fishing.

The title should give you a hint as to our mission for the evening: Onyxia...Dead, Nefarian...Dead, Niedermeyer...Dead.

Dragons will die in copious amounts and colours.

I also think the name Darthcake Jenkins really has a nice ring to it.

I generally only drink on Fridays and Saturdays so we better make this a Friday!

I am good with Fridays.

I also think the name Darthcake Jenkins really has a nice ring to it.

Thats cool, I ain't got no jenkins at all yet ya'll.

BE READY FOR THE 25TH SLAVES. CAUSE RESSY'S COMING TO TOWN AND HE WANTS TO GET DRUNKKKKKK!

Do y'all think I should attempt to make homemade car bombs?

Yes. I feel like I have a sufficient distance from you that I SHOULD be safe...nonetheless, I will be padlocking my head to my torso, just as a precaution.