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Whoa, Torrin, you batter settle down. Does this thread upset you because you're getting old and crusty? Wouldn't that just be the icing on the cake. I'm afraid that if you let this get a rise out of you, the obsession will just fritter your life away. At yeast stop yelling, that's not helping anything.

He's just cheesed he can't have his cake and eat it too, and thinks if he lets us continue muffin things up, he'll be left out like the hole in a doughnut. Really, the whole idea is half-baked.

OMG. I thought this was just another cake vs pie thread but it has turn into SO much more. Rock on.

Notice the subtle reminder of who's team Amonsul is on.... his avatar smacks of conspiracy and irrational numbering.

Your crust will be assimilated!

What two words could better sum up the pie faction than "conspiracy" and "irrational"?

You cake people are way to fluffy in your irrational fear of a filling and fully baked idea. Perhaps its time you rise to a higher level and join us as the finer crust of dessert echelon.

And now I close this thread with a flawless victory...

I dont seem to see a food network show call "Ace of Pies" do I?

/cutscene

Food Netwook Challenge: Pie

Scene 1: Look at that Pie!

...yep...its a pie.

... ... ...so now what?

...maybe we could make it spin on a turntable? WHOO! WHOO!

Did you ever watch Pushing Daisies, Pils?

The pies on that show were *gorgeous*.

Nice try Pils, but I remember finding this before:

http://www.piecouncil.org/Events/NationalPieChampionships/

I don't see a 'cake council' or 'national cake championships'.

And that was on Food Network.

Nice try Pils, but I remember finding this before:

http://www.piecouncil.org/Events/NationalPieChampionships/

I don't see a 'cake council' or 'national cake championships'.

And that was on Food Network.


Its a good thing Bren watched all that Food Network at our house this spring... hehe

Did you ever watch Pushing Daisies, Pils?

The pies on that show were *gorgeous*.Not to mention this.

Our side has Keri Russell, Mal Reynolds (he's not a doctor - he just plays one in this century) and Andy Griffith. Whadda YOU got? :D

*Fans flames*

Jezebel's Pie vs Cake Tournament (I'm a bit upset that Pumpkin Pie lost to Apple -- that whore.)

Jezebel's take on Cheesecake:

And yet, some people simply cannot accept that cheesecake is a pie.

The Selection Committee maintains that a key ingredient in any Cheesecake is a crusty base. Moreover, it does not rise. Cakes, generally speaking, rise. But the crust factor is inarguable. Cheesecake is a Pie, and Pie wins.

For the doubters, your denial and anger will pass. If you can learn to accept Pie, you can learn to accept peace. For the war, friends, is over.

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Google / The World favors pie.

Cake
About 115,000,000 results (0.35 seconds)

Pie
About 162,000,000 results (0.25 seconds)

Just imagine how many more we'd have found if we took that extra .1 second.

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Closing argument:

Who the fuck is Jezebel?

The war will never be over...it is just like every other war; it goes hot then cold over and over and over.

Globally, cheesecake is a rather pedestrian dessert that relies totally upon a sledgehammer-like assault on the tastebuds; it lacks the finesse of a well-made devilsfood cake or a keylime pie for that matter.

Cheesecake does not define either faction...it sits there in the middle, like icecream cake or baked alaska (notice the lowercase).

keylime pie

The reason why I'm in the pie camp... Mmmm, key lime pie.

Who the fuck is Jezebel?

Isn't she the one King David saw taking a bath that made him say "Wow, look at those tits!"

I tested my baking pedigree today by making the cupcakes that won the first episode of cupcake wars: Not some boring pie

Hmmm...still no pie baking series that I can find.

WHY ARE YOU STILL TALKING SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUP SHUP

WHY ARE YOU STILL TALKING SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUP SHUP

Like a lamb to the slaughter.....

Mmmm

I think there is actually a pic of the dessert on someone's phone...

/swoon

THIS JUST IN! Kitties want cake!