I hope it all works out! :(

I am currently on the way to the Class Six for Jager and Red Bull. More to follow.

I'll be hanging out on vent wherever Sherica is tonight...I anticipate much entertainment!

I found some black cherry/vanilla vodka called Effen to go along with my Jager. It's fucking ON. Fuck you ARMY! FUCK YOU STRAIGHT UP THE POOPHOLE!

Jager and Red Bull.

You should be ashamed of sullying the Jager in such a way. ASHAMED.

I found some black cherry/vanilla vodka

This is much better.

... I think I will have to stop on the way home.

I can't stand the taste of Jager. It's like liquid black licorice. Gross. But the Red Bull is because I'm crazy tired. Can't stand the taste of Red Bull either. :D

... See, that's what I love about the Jager. I, err, drink it straight.

Why cant their be a Jager that taste like red Licorice, now that would be the tits!

That would be the tits! HAHAH! That's funny. The tits.

Ok so here's the deal now that I'm sober and lucid.. somewhat... our orders are messed up. They have me and the kids on deferred travel which is like WRONG and BAD and HORRIBLE. And how fortunate for us that at the time we found this out every fucking NCO who could fix it was GONE for the WEEKEND. So, here I sit, freaking out thinking, mutha FUCKER, and I have to wait till Monday to find out what happened, if it can be ammended and hope that the real estate agent in Anchorage where I FINALLY found a HOUSE will hold that fucker till we get this fixed.

I might need more booze. I'm not totally sure.

That would be the tits! HAHAH! That's funny. The tits.

Ok so here's the deal now that I'm sober and lucid.. somewhat... our orders are messed up. They have me and the kids on deferred travel which is like WRONG and BAD and HORRIBLE. And how fortunate for us that at the time we found this out every fucking NCO who could fix it was GONE for the WEEKEND. So, here I sit, freaking out thinking, mutha FUCKER, and I have to wait till Monday to find out what happened, if it can be ammended and hope that the real estate agent in Anchorage where I FINALLY found a HOUSE will hold that fucker till we get this fixed.

I might need more booze. I'm not totally sure.

Hang in there Sherica - We'll all drink with you later tonight!

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.

Please. Don't make me have to ship our household goods and POV by myself while I try to get my kids and I to the airport! Please. Please. I'm begging. I need to go get my 'insta-altar' and sacrifice a chicken.

THE TIME IS UPON US!!


It is Wednesday and on Friday they will come to my house to box up my little world for shipping on the 11th. All has been fixed with our orders and now the FINAL BATTLE with FINANCE will begin! It will take all of my powers to hold it together while the house is in disarray. We have a portable DVD players, games for the kiddies, and a map that I've marked with a highlighter and some of those little post-it tabs. I'M SO EXCITED!!

I'm going to be offline for oh, say, about a month while we travel and until our household goods arrive in Anchorage. If we're lucky, they'll get there early (as I already have a house) but you know me and luck... I'm lucky if my shit actually GETS there, that's what I consider lucky.

Here's what I wish for while I am gone:

I wish Ingo wouldn't forget that I LOVE to hear her say 'I'll have you know, I can flatten steel with my THIGHS' while watching her Riverdance.

I want for Ripp to get his pants for BOTH of his characters and then go back for one final 'kick him in the junk' run just for SHITS AND GIGGLES! It will happen... make it so, number one.

Ok, this'll make me all verklempt so, I'm gonna stop now... I'll miss you guys, have fun, get teh phat lewts and don't forget me!!

Sherica, I'm going to miss you. Have a save and happy trip! Hurry Back.

We'll miss you Sherica (& Nomad). At least try to keep us updated here whenever you might get a chance. Have a great trip...drive fast, take chances!

I LOVE YOU SHERICA I will always flatten steel with my thighs for you. <3

Sherica Who?

Have a safe and fun trip!

Take lotsa pictures too!

have a safe trip Smoops and enjoy the trip, not many people get to go to Alaska ;D

Where are you going again ;)

I love you too, Sher! I'll miss you!

Do you remember
Standing on the shore,
Head in the clouds,
Your pockets filled with dreams
Bound for glory
On the seven seas of life,
But, the ocean is deeper than it seems

The wind was with you
When you left on the morning tide,
You set your sail for an island in the sun,
On the horizon, dark clouds up ahead,
For the storm has just begun

Take me with you,
Take me far away,
Lead me to the distant shore

Sail your ship across the water,
Spread your wings across the sky
Take the time to see
Youre the one who holds the key,
Or sailing ships will pass you by

You cry for mercy,
When you think youve lost your way,
You drift alone, if all your hope is gone
So find the strength and you will see
You control, your destiny,
After all is said and done

So take me with you,
Take me far away,
An lead me to the distant shore

Sail your ship across the water,
Spread your wings across the sky
Take the time to see
Youre the one who holds the key,
Or sailing ships will pass,
Sailing ships will pass you,
Sailing ships will pass you by...

Take me with you,
Take me far away,
Well ride the wind across the sky
Spread your wings and you will see
You control, your destiny,
So sailing ships dont pass you by

So take me with you,
Take me far away,
Well ride the wind across the sky
Spread your wings and you will see
You control, your destiny,
So sailing ships dont pass,
So sailing ships dont pass you,
So sailing ships dont pass you by...

Baby, baby, baby, baby,
Youll find that youre the only one
Can sail your ship across the sky

Have a fun trip Sheri! We'll all be here when you get back!

I'll send some good juju your way.

Hi everyone! We're in Wisconsin right now, can't really stop to check the boards, just wanted to let everyone know we had survived West Virginia ;)

Miss everyone!

Drive faster so you get there quicker and can come back and play with us sooner!

Hi Sher! Glad you did not get kidnapped by crazy rednecks!