"Sorry I didn't return your calls honey, I was in Europe. What's your excuse for being a bitch?"

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1918771

You know what, I totally see the humor in this, but I have to say this guy's an ass.

He didn't have to leave his phone on, but he could have changed the Voice Mail message to say, "Hey, I'm not dead, I'm in Europe."

And you know in Europe there are about 4 trillion internet cafe's... Who the hell goes out of the country for 2 weeks and doesn't bother checking their email at least once or twice to make sure their dog/friend/mom didn't die while they were away...

I have no sympathy for this guy.

That said, she probably should have tried harder to get a hold of his mom... I mean, he could have been dead.

Without clicking the link (cause i don't want to wait 20 min for it to load with my currently shitty connection), I'm pretty sure this is a hoax I read about.

Without clicking the link (cause i don't want to wait 20 min for it to load with my currently shitty connection), I'm pretty sure this is a hoax I read about.

I would say about 90%+ of the stuff out there that is portrayed as "reality" is in fact fiction.

That being said with the amounts of nuts on this spinning rock called Earth I am sure that everything has happened in some form or another at sometime.

First click this

Then click this ans reload in about 8 seconds.

Someone from work sent me this. Not sure if it's been posted before.

not sure how many people have seen Inglorious Basterds, or how many plan to see it, but I found this interesting.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2009-08-09/my-father-the-inglourious-basterd/full/

not sure how many people have seen Inglorious Basterds, or how many plan to see it, but I found this interesting.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2009-08-09/my-father-the-inglourious-basterd/full/
Is that something I should click on before or after seeing the movie?

Don't know if this is something for this post, but it gave me a chuckle and I didn't think it deserved its own thread...

Someone emailed this to me at work...
Random Thoughts from 25 - 35 year-olds

-I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

-More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that's not only better, but also more directly involves me.

-Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

-Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.

-That's enough, Nickelback.

-I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

-Is it just me, or are 80% of the people in the "people you may know" feature on Facebook people that I do know, but I deliberately choose not to be friends with?

-There is a great need for sarcasm font.

-I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I'll end up wasting 90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone's laughing at the right parts, then making sure I laugh just a little bit harder (and a millisecond earlier) to prove that I'm still the only one who really, really gets it.

-How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

- I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

-The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text.

- LOL has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say".

- I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

- Answering the same letter three times or more in a row on a Scantron test is absolutely petrifying.

- Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".

- How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?

- I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent someone from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!

- Every time I have to spell a word over the phone using 'as in' examples, I will undoubtedly draw a blank and sound like a complete idiot. Today I had to spell my boss's last name to an attorney and said "Yes that's G as in...(10 second lapse)..ummm...Goonies"

-What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?

- While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart.

- MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighbourhood.

- I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the shower first and THEN turn on the water.

-Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

-I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

- Bad decisions make good stories

-Whenever I'm Facebook stalking someone and I find out that their profile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas morning who just got the Red Ryder BB gun that I always wanted. 546 pictures? Don't mind if I do!

-If Carmen San Diego and Waldo ever got together, their offspring would probably just be completely invisible.

-Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I'm from, this shouldn't be a problem....

-You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day.

-Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don't want to have to restart my collection.

-There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

-I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

- "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this ever.

-I hate being the one with the remote in a room full of people watching TV. There's so much pressure. 'I love this show, but will they judge me if I keep it on? I bet everyone is wishing we weren't watching this. It's only a matter of time before they all get up and leave the room. Will we still be friends after this?'

-I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Dammit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

- I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

-When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.

-I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it's on shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes.

- As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.

-Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

-I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

-Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn't know what do to with it.

-My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that?

-It really pisses me off when I want to read a story on CNN.com and the link takes me to a video instead of text.

-I wonder if cops ever get pissed off at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.

-I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

-The other night I ordered takeout, and when I looked in the bag, saw they had included four sets of plastic silverware. In other words, someone at the restaurant packed my order, took a second to think about it, and then estimated that there must be at least four people eating to require such a large amount of food. Too bad I was eating by myself. There's nothing like being made to feel like a fat bastard before dinner.

Is that something I should click on before or after seeing the movie?

I don't think it contains spoilers. It's just an article about one of the men who were in the platoon around which the movie is loosely based.

I read it, haven't seen the movie yet and I'm pretty sure it won't ruin anything for you.

James Earl Jones is Darth Vader in

Vader Sessions

Been around for a while, but if you haven't seen them before- you must!

See the comments section here. people are making up names for tauren pallies.

wow.com article

See the comments section here. people are making up names for tauren pallies.

wow.com article

Holy Cow!

Retbulls!

Hahaha!

I have to admit "Retbull gives you wings!" made me chuckle.

heh -- http://www.bamkapow.com/top-11-gamers-as-found-in-real-life-3835-p.html

#1 - The “MMO Player”:

Profile: Thanks to a certain game, everyone now has been or knows one of these people. This is that guy you know, but you don’t see very often. You used to be the best of pals and hung out all the time. Now the only time you see them is at work/class. There they spend all their time talking about their latest endeavors in slaying dragons and getting “phat lewts”. Heaven forbid they had a bad run the night before, they will certainly let you know about it explaining to you in a language that seems to be almost entirely made of acronyms.

How to find them in real life: You generally don’t find them in the wild unless they are a coworker/classmate. The few times you might run into one you don’t know is in the grocery store stocking up on microwaveable pizzas and Mountain Dew based on their favorite game’s faction. (That blue kind turns your poop bright green. Seriously.)

Favored Games: World of Warcraft, Everquest, Warhammer Online, FFXI Online

Type of Car: Anything with a motor. Usually incredibly dirty and has bumper stickers like “My other mount is an epic flier.”

Music: Metal, Techno, Nothing that’s recent though.

Computer Used For: Stat calculations, examining loot tables, Ventrillo, reading about how their favorite class got nerfed, ranting on forums about how their favorite class got nerfed, and ranting on forums about how other classes need nerfed.

Attire: Shirt representing their favorite faction/class, pants with food stains on them, dirty hair because they didn’t take time to shower in days, stubble (both men and women).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5z4Vs26-TI&feature=player_embedded

http://greensboring.com/ Just when you thought it was safe to get a job at a call center, this prank phone call proves that Karma exists, and American's can fight back when it comes to unsolicited calls.

I want this concept car!! http://www.wired.com/autopia/2009/08/bmw-concept

Have you seen her picture in Maxim's Hot 100? (Thanks, Sapph! :) :) ).

I felt dirty, but in such a good way.

I was glad I gave this a chance.

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