You can bring some of the first level arrows, just hope you find a bow while inside!

hey! I can melee!!!! :P

I'm going to wear only my tabard. Because dwarven underwear is ugly.

I was thinking just going in nekkid, maybe work on that pesky, always-low "Unarmed" skill! :D

My vote for casters: rank 1 spells only. EAT LESSER HEAL AND LIKE IT.

Level 1 ftw!

MY CONFESSION

I beat the crap out of my modem so that I could have connection issues.

Why you ask?

Well, I wanted some validation and ph@t L3wts. Really, I'm quite sad that I'm receiving a lack of attention and back patting.

I once hit a starfire crit for over 1k in front of two VS officers and neither one of them paid me, gave me lap dances, gave me free stuff or verbally made me feel like more of a man.

With that said, I'm happy to report that it seems that I will not have to cancel my account. I'll be mostly solo grinding and doing some small grouping with members until I feel that my connection strength is good enough that I won't be a liability in instance runs.

I expect that free stuff and validation be immediately sent my way following this announcement. For the other guild members that live in Mass, I will forward you my address so that you can personally come to my house, give me beer and tell me that I am a gawd. I expect no less when I join a guild.

I'd also like to be named the honorary guild leader out of respect for my gracing the guild with my presence.

Yes, it's true the VS existed before me...but you will have to accept my word that it would have spontaneously combusted had I not joined. If you choose to respond to these comments, please do so by ending each comment with "All hail the mighty chicken druid, I yearn to touch your owl bum".

On a side note, I'm impressed with the way this situation was handled by the guild officers. Well done. I take complete credit for your leetness.

Well, I now have a new sig.

We are a young guild after all... you have to forgive our ignorance.

...I would just like to interject that you guys totally rock, the handling of this issue makes me happy in ways that you cannot imagine. I wish more people were this way about the game... If I wasn't so in love with being (finally!) level 60 I would be back on Eitrigg already to enjoy what is probably the best guild chat ever. Umph... :(

So does naked Deadmines also mean unarmed? 60th levels punch pretty darn hard... :)

..k, going back to my corner now.

We are a young guild after all... you have to forgive our ignorance.


OMG, you phailed to use the special ending!11!

ESTARIO FOR PRESIDENT!

-5000000dkp for khit and rod for not being on Eitrigg enough. I bet you're sorry now...

OMG, you phailed to use the special ending!11!

OMFG 50 DKP minus for not following directions!!111

Estarrio for president SECONDED.
(All hail the mighty chicken druid, I yearn to touch your owl bum.)

Yeah, what they all said...
"All hail the mighty chicken druid, I yearn to touch your owl bum".

Better watch out, or you might get kicked in the owl nuts ;D

Awesome. Just... speechless.

And I'm kinda glad that Val cleared that Edra business up. I was wondering 'how does a nice girl end up with a total assfactory?' Well, apparently, she's part assfactory, too! Problem solved!

Val you're mean and unhelpful and a total pimp. And I want my crack pipe back NOW.

You only get to toke on the pipe after you've made daddy some money.

WTF!!!!

I go to sleep for 5 hours and there's seven freakin pages already?!!
That's it, you people are only allowed to do this shit between the hours of 15:00 EST and 20:30 EST. Any off-times you are to be waiting patiently at your goddamn keybards for my imminent arrival!!11!

The Blasphemy!

Oh, and another thing. These are not "rants". These are eloquent juxtapositions of sheer FUCKING BRILLIANCE!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!oneoneone!! Infidels!!!!!!!!!!!1

50DKP MINUS!!!!!!!


On a side note, very nicely handled. Still I say we should have just "offed" them. I mean WTF? are we not a Mob guild or what? Amateurs.

Some people have a bad day, I'm having a bad freaking Millennium!

Bok Choy Bitch!!!

Leave it to guild drama to up our forum numbers. 27 online today! woooo!!!

I have 2 suggestions for our Idiot List thread. :)

I have done *absolutely nothing* at work today. If my management actually had any idea how to track productivity, I would probably be having a "talkin' to" right now. As it is, I've spent the entire day here reading, since there are 5 new posts every time I turn around. Geez ;D

haha! I'm right here with ya.

... I'm sorry! The new firewall doesn't let me go ANYWHERE ELSE, this place is all I have! *cling*