"I would like to make sweet, sweet love to Agnes after a walk in the park and a candlelight dinner I cooked myself."


Why the fuck would ANYONE want to do that?


yeah. my vote is monkeysex. but i'm a twisted little fuck so...

I also vote for monkeysex but I was saying over GUILD chat, there was another way to express that. But since nobody wants to cook for me ANYWAY, phhhhfffttt!!!

I also vote for monkeysex but I was saying over GUILD chat, there was another way to express that. But since nobody wants to cook for me ANYWAY, phhhhfffttt!!!


Hey I would cook for you! :)

Sad thing is I'm not kidding, cooking is my #1 hobby aside from WoW, oddly enough. Ask any of the others that live nearby. :D

Speaking of which, where the hell are my cookies lux!

Well I have read every post and must say that you do not mention POLITICS in front of Aro :) . I brought up our old pal EX President Clinton on the bridge between Tennessee and Arkansas LOL.

OK, now back to the main subject. I am not into being politically correct all the time so I voted for Adults only. Hell I would have liked to have seen the responses to my app to join the guild, I know I had two things going against me. 1. My age, figured some would not like having a 50 something in the guild. 2. Knowing Val!

I know some of the players (ones that know Jam and Aro) where a little worried about using the FUCK word in front of me. To those that where worried then seemed to have gotten over it in guild chat and on vent ;) . When a few of us where looking for a new home the adults part of VS is what got us interested in joining. In our previous guild on another server certain players started having their young teenage kids playing and everything went downhill from there.

I bought my wife the game and have it installed on her comp. But I know there may be some reluctance as to her reading some of the guild chat or on vent so have not decided what we will do with our lowbie toons. What my point here is (she is a big girl and I cant think of a thing that would surprise her, hell when Val was here he just went and said to me "May I shit on your face" after watching Team America ) some would feel they would have to watch their language if my wife was on but its just fine and politically correct to talk like that in front of a 15 year old. Keep it adults only so I can listen to Val beg for sex.

PS... I will cook for Agnes also.

Sky, one of the things I loved about your app is the FACT that you were older. I wish my dad played, though... he'd probably not like his little girl screaming FUCK YOU COMMIE BASTARD COCK EATING ZOMBIES while twelve sheets to the wind.

Agnes just wants attention and fudge. No cooking required. :D Trust me, we've been lovers for a while... wait, I said that out loud.

No Sky.

That's not what I said.

I said, "Do you want me to shit on your face?" I gave you the choice!

No Sky.

That's not what I said.

I said, "Do you want me to shit on your face?" I gave you the choice!


can I claim Alzheimer's ??

Agnes begging for attention ...AGAIN? (usually it's fishing for compliemnts)

There's a shocker.

Eat my box, Brown. When do I fish for compliments, you big flakey stoner?
Maybe I DO want someone to cook for me! Bah!
Sky, I remember your app and I was freakin' because MY Dad is a staunch, repressed, catholic conservative and you can't even say the S-word in front of him without him thinking that you're some sort of lower-class miscreant so my first reaction was "Noooo! I won't be able to say bad words!" but Val came in and said something about him telling you he wanted to lick your daughter in her secret places and everything was okay so...yeah, I was fine after that.
And p.s. Brown I hate you.

Eat my box, Brown.


Bring goggles Brown

I was thinking more like a Snorkel, Air Freshener and a Plank (so I don't fall in)

Just tie a rope to your foot and then to a tree to ensure your safe return.

Alright that's enough. Hardyfuckinghar.

Looks like the discussion is pretty much over but I'll throw out my 2 cents. I thought this was an adult only guild and I am that Jesus lady! :o

But seriously, what I like about VS is that the majority of the guild is near my age so I can relate better to discussions & topics, even if i'm not participating in it directly. Sherica and Val have both made good points that I agree with. And i'm too lazy to go back and quote them.

If your cell phone has the 911 GPS locator chip, make sure to bring it in case we need to rescue you.

Was this thread moved?

You saw nothing, move along. :P

Why am I suddenly reminded of 1984? We are at war with the Horde, we have always been at war with the Horde....

We are at war with the Scourge, we have always been at war with the Scourge.

Did Shino leave because this thread pissed him off? Something?

Shino's still in the guild.

yes, all is fine.

K just checking.

I wouldn't want either of my kids in an adult oriented guild, although I don't even let them play mmogs...I let my 14 yr old play eq1 for a bit (supervised) until she started getting approached by guys, then I said...your too young! She may seem mature until she opens her mouth and talks, then you can tell how old she is lol.