Awesome song Val

Ok! First CONCERT I EVER WANTED TO GO TO. These two artists played:

First, the opener:

You see 'em coming at you every night,
Strung on pretension they fall for you at first sight.
You know their business, you think it's a bore.
They make you restless, it's nothing' you ain't seen before.
Get around town, spend your time on th erun,
You never let down, say you do it for fun.
Never miss a play, thouh you make quite a few.
You give it all away, when everybody wants you.

You crave attentionm, you can nevers ay no,
Throw your affections anyway the wind blows.
You always make it, you're on top of the scene.
You sell the copy like the cover of a magazine.
Puttin' on the eyes 'till there's nbobdy else,
You never realize what you do to yourself.
The thngs that they see make the daily reviews.
You never get free when everybody wants you!

Everybody knows you!
Everybody snows you!
Everybody needs you!
Leads you!
Bleeds you!

.......

And now for the headliner!

Well you're the real tough cookie with the long history,
Of breaking little hearts, like the one in me.
That's ok, let's see how you do it,
Put up your dukes, lets get down to it!
Hit me with your best shot!
Why don't you hit me with your best shot?
Hit me with your best shot!
Fire away!

You come on with a come on, you don't fight fair.
That's ok, see if I care!
Knock me down, it's all in vain.
I get right back on my feet again!

Beleive it or not I work with someone who's related to that artist.

Gran just reminded me of a song....

Look at what's happened to me,
I can't believe it myself.
Suddenly I'm up on top of the world,
It should've been somebody else.

Believe it or not,
I'm walking on air.
I never thought I could feel so free.
Flying away on a wing and a prayer.
Who could it be?
Believe it or not it's just me.

It's like a light of a new day,
It came from out of the blue.
Breaking me out of the spell I was in,
Making all of my wishes come true.

Believe it or not,
I'm walking on air.
I never thought I could feel so free.
Flying away on a wing and a prayer.
Who could it be?
Believe it or not it's just me.

Yup - that's me in the red.lol
I forgot all about that song/show.

I love the last american hero... reminds me of the mormons.

Thanks Val, now I've had that sung stuck in my head all afternoon...

And yeah, I loved that show.

Welcome!

How about this for something to stick in your head....

I'm a little bit country!
And I'm a little bit rock and roll!

Omg. Billy Squire and Pat Benatar!?!? Awesome.

It is the night. My body's weak.
I'm on the run. No time to sleep.
I've got to ride.

Ride like the wind to be free again.
And I got such a long way to go.
To make it to the border of Mexico.
So I'll ride like the wind.

I was born the son of a lawless man.
Always spoke my mind with a gun in my hand.
Lived nine lives
gunned down ten.
Gonna ride like the wind.

And I got such a long way to go.
To make it to the border of Mexico.
So I'll ride like the wind.
Ride like the wind.
Ride like the wind.

Accused and tried and told to hang
I was no where in sight
when the church bells rang.
Never was the kind to do as I was told.
Gonna ride like the wind before I get old.

It is the night. My body's weak.
I'm on the run. No time to sleep.
I've got to ride.
Ride like the wind to be free again.

And I got such a long way to go.
To make it to the border of Mexico.
So I'll ride like the wind.
Ride like the wind.

And I got such a long way to go.
To make it to the border of Mexico.
So I'll ride like the wind.
Gonna run like the wind.

Making your way in the world today takes everything you've got.
Taking a break from all your worries, sure would help a lot.

Wouldn't you like to get away?

Sometimes you want to go

Where everybody knows your name,
and they're always glad you came.
You wanna be where you can see,
our troubles are all the same
You wanna be where everybody knows
Your name.

You wanna go where people know,
people are all the same,
You wanna go where everybody knows
your name.

Full Lyrics never actually aired

Making your way in the world today
Takes everything you've got;
Taking a break from all your worries
Sure would help a lot.
Wouldn't you like to get away?

All those night when you've got no lights,
The check is in the mail;
And your little angel
Hung the cat up by it's tail;
And your third fiance didn't show;

Sometimes you want to go
Where everybody knows your name,
And they're always glad you came;
You want to be where you can see,
Our troubles are all the same;
You want to be where everybody knows your name.

Roll out of bed, Mr. Coffee's dead;
The morning's looking bright;
And your shrink ran off to Europe,
And didn't even write;
And your husband wants to be a girl;

Be glad there's one place in the world
Where everybody knows your name,
And they're always glad you came;
You want to go where people know,
People are all the same;
You want to go where everybody knows your name.

Where everybody knows your name,
And they're always glad you came;
Where everybody knows your name,
And they're always glad you came...

All right!
Stop whatcha doin'
'cause I'm about to ruin
the image and the style that ya used to.
I look funny
but yo I'm makin' money see
so yo world I hope you're ready for me.
Now gather round
I'm the new fool in town
and my sound's laid down by the Underground.
I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
so just let me introduce myself
My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.
Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee.
And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee.
I'm steppin' tall, y'all,
and just like Humpty Dumpty
you're gonna fall when the stereos pump me.
I like to rhyme,
I like my beats funky,
I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.
I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
but sometimes I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I called ya fat.
Look at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me from gettin' busy
I'm a freak
I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy.
Allow me to amaze thee.
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me.
I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants
and I even got my own dance

The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump

People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'"
that's all right 'cause I get things cookin'
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me
but ya can't get near me
I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, B,
all the girls they adore me
Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere
'cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear.
My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid
I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge,
both how I'm livin' and my nose is large
I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid,
I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid
I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it,
I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits
Also told ya that I like to bite
Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write.
All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance
and now I'm gonna do my dance.


Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all
Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here
Oh, yeah!
Now that I told ya a little bit about myself
let me tell ya a little bit about this dance
It's real easy to do--check it out

First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'
Crazy wack funky
People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty
That's all right 'cause my body's in motion
It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can play this game
This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name
No two people will do it the same
Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain
Humpin', funkin', jumpin',
jig around, shakin' ya rump,
and when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump
tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump.

Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump
Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Let's get stoopid!

Oh, yeah, come on and break it down

Once again, the Underground is in the house
I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world,
keep on doin' the Humpty Dance,
and to the ladies,
peace and humptiness forever

Rock OUT!!! /headbang before doing the weird Paul Stanley toe-touch dance

I look at you and my blood boils hot, I feel my temperature rise
I want it all, give me what you got, there's hunger in your eyes
I'm getting closer, baby hear me breathe
You know the way to give me what I need
Just let me love you and you'll never leave
Chorus:
Feel my heat takin' you higher, burn with me, Heaven's on fire
Paint the sky with desire, angel fly, Heaven's on fire

I got a fever ragin' in my heart, you make me shiver and shake
Baby don't stop, take it to the top, eat it like a piece of cake
You're comin' closer, I can hear you breathe
You drive me crazy when you start to tease
You could bring the devil to his knees

chorus

Oho Heaven's on fire, oho Heaven's on fire, oho

I'm getting closer, baby hear me breathe
You know the way to give me what I need
Just let me love you and you'll never leave

Hrm.

KISS has some pretty cheesy songs, ESPECIALLY during the 80's. Example:

Baby, let's put the X in SEX!
Love is like a muscle and you make me wanna flex! (See? CHEESE)
Baby, let's put the X in SEX!
Keep it undercover, baby let me be your private eye. (WTF?)

Or how about?

God gave rock and roll to you, gave rock and roll to you,
Put it in the soul of everyone!
Do you know what you want?
You don't know for sure.
You don't feel right,
You can't find a cure.
And you're gettin' less than what you're looking for.

You don't have money or a fancy car.
And you're tired of wishing on a falling star.
You gotta put your faith in a loud guitar.

....

That's the kind of stuff I wrote when I was 13.

CHEESE

Ring around the rosie
Hopscotch, Monopoly
Red light, green light
G. I. Joes and Barbies
Hide and seek, kick the can
Cowboys and Indians
Wiffle ball, paper dolls
Hacky sack and hangman
Do you wanna play with me
Tag you're IT, cops and robbers
Jungle gym, chutes and ladders
Tic tac toe, Mister Rogers
Marco Polo, London bridges
Simon sez, steal the bacon
Time out, trick or treat
Electric company
Olly olly oxen free
Do you wanna play with me
CHORUS:
Do you, do you
Wanna, wanna
Play, play with me
Play with me
Do you, do you
Wanna, wanna
Play, play with me
Play with me
Spin the bottle, post office
Kiss and tell, dressin' up
Playin' doctor, peek-a-boo
Two hand touch, cooties
Little League, Looney Tunes
Scissors rock paper, Zoom
Kick ball, stick ball
Kill the guy with the ball
Do you wanna play with me
Buckin' up, recess
Jump rope, relieveo
See saw, sand box
Matchbox, Cheerios
ABC's, spelling bees
Sesame Street, hockey
Duck duck duck duck
Duck duck goose
CHORUS
Jack and Suzi
Sittin' in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comes love
Then comes marriage
Then comes Adam
In a baby carriage

Oh man, if you're gonna break out the Bill and Tedly goodness you've gotta have some Big Pig.

All my life I wanted to fly
Like the birds that you see way up in the sky
Making circles in the morning sun
Flying high in the sky 'till the day is done
(I can't break away)
Like a child in his fantasy
Punching holes in the walls of reality
All my life I wanted to fly
But I don't have the wings and I wonder why
(I can't breakaway)

Woha, well momma told me
When I was young
Stand tall girl
Your numer one
(she said)
But you can't be what you wanna be
But you can shake the course of your destiny
I can't break away
Well no, no, no, no, no
I can't break away
Oh yeah
I share
I share you, who?
One is one
(one)
And two is two
(two)
You want me
And I hang you
Black is Black (black is black)
And white is white (white is white)
So come out in the middle
'Till midnight
I cant break away
Well no, no, no ,no, no
I can't break away
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah-heh-heh

Well momma told me,
When I was young,
Stand tall girl (stand tall girl)
Your number one (your number one)
(she said)
You can't be what you wanna be
But you can change the course of your destiny
I can't break away
No, no, no, no, no
I can't break away
I can't, I can't, I can't break away
No, no, no., no, no
I can't breakaway
I can't break away (I can't break away)

LOVE BIG PIG!!

And yes, KISS went to shit when the make-up came off. I stand by Dr. Love though. Whole-heartedly. But hey, if you can't be cheesy in the 80's then, when CAN you be cheesy? The 90's were so fucking serious.


And now, let's put on our gypsy outfit and platform boots and swirl!!

Just like the white winged dove
Sings a song
Sounds like she's singin'
Whoo-whoo-whoo
Just like the white winged dove
Sings a song
Sounds like she's singin'
Whoo, baby, whoo
Said, whoo

And the days go by
Like a strand in the wind
In the web that is my own
I begin again
Said to my friend, baby
Nothin' else mattered

He was no more
(He was no more)
Than a baby then
Well, he seemed broken hearted
Somethin' within him
But the moment
That I first laid
Eyes on him
All alone on the edge of seventeen

Just like the white winged dove
Sings a song
Sounds like she's singin'
Whoo, baby, whoo, whoo
Just like the white winged dove
Sings a song
Sounds like she's singin'
Said, whoo, baby, whoo
Said, whoo

Well, I went today
Maybe I will go again
Tomorrow, yeah, yeah
Well, the music there
Well it was hauntingly familiar
When I see you doin'
What I try to do for me
With their words of a poet
And a voice from a choir
And a melody
Nothin' else mattered

Just like the white winged dove
Sings a song
Sounds like she's singin'
Whoo, baby, whoo, said whoo
Just like the white winged dove
Sings a song
Sounds like she's singin'
Said, whoo, baby, whoo
Said, whoo

The clouds never expect it
When it rains
But the sea changes colours
But the sea
Does not change
So with the slow graceful flow
Of age
I went forth with an age old
Desire to please
On the edge of seventeen

Just like the white winged dove
Sings a song
Sounds like she's singin'
Whoo, baby, whoo, said whoo
Just like the white winged dove
Sings a song
Sounds like she's singin'
Whoo, baby, whoo
Said, whoo

Well then suddenly
There was no one left standing
In the hall, yeah, yeah
In a flood of tears
That no one really ever heard fall at all
When I went searchin' for an answer
Up the stairs and down the hall
Not to find an answer
Just to hear the call
Of a nightbird singin'
(Come away)
(Come away)

Just like the white winged dove
Sings a song
Sounds like she's singin'
Whoo, baby, whoo, said whoo
Just like the white winged dove
Sings a song
Sounds like she's singin'
Whoo, baby, whoo
Said, whoo

Well, I hear you (well, I hear you)
In the morning (in the morning)
And I hear you (and I hear you)
At nightfall (at nightfall)
Sometime to be near you
Is to be unable to hear you
My love
I'm a few years older than you
(I'm a few years older than you)

Just like the white winged dove
Sings a song
Sounds like she's singin'
Whoo, baby, whoo
Said, whoo

Time to break out the Country Music ;D



Whisper to me Softly
Breathe words upon my skin
No one's near and listenin'
So please don't say goodbye
Just hold me close and love me
Press your lips to mine
M-M-M-M-M-M, Feels so right

Lying here beside you
I Hear the echos of yor sighs
Promise me you'll stay with me
And keep me warm tonight
Hold me close and love me
Give my heart a smile
M-M-M-M-M-M, Feels so right

Your body feels so gentle
And my passion rides high
You're loving me so easy
Your wish is my command
Just hold me close and love me
Tell me it won't end HMM-M-M-M-M-M,
Feels so right

was that... Alabama?

Yes, yes it was.

AND, because of that:

There's a little girl in our neighborhood
Her name is Charlette Johnson and she's really lookin good
I had to go and see her, so I called her on the phone
I walked over to her house, and this was goin' on
Her brother was on the sofa eatin chocolate pie
Her momma was in the kitchen cuttin' chicken up to fry
Her daddy was in the backyard rollin' up a garden hose
I was on the porch with Charlette feelin love down to my toes

And we were swingin'
Yes we were swingin'
Little Charlette she's as pretty
As the angels when they sing
I can't believe I'm out here
On the front porch in this swing
Just a-swingin'

Now Charlette's she's a darlin', she's the apple of my eye
And when I'm on the swing with her it makes me almost high
And Charlette is my lover and she has been since the spring
I just can't believe it started on her front porch in this swing

She was more like a beauty queen from a movie scene
I said don't mind, but what do you mean I am the one
Who will dance on the floor in the round
She said I am the one, who will dance on the floor in the round

She told me her name was Ingomar, as she caused a scene
Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one
Who will dance on the floor in the round

People always told me be careful of what you do
And don't go around breaking young dwarfs' hearts
And mother always told me be careful of who you love
And be careful of what you do 'cause the lie becomes the truth

Ingomar is not my lover
She's just a dwarf who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son

For forty days and for forty nights
The law was on her side
But who can stand when she's in demand
Her schemes and plans
'Cause we danced on the floor in the round
So take my strong advice, just remember to always think twice
(Do think twice)

She told my baby we'd danced till three, then she looked at me
Then showed a photo my baby cried his eyes were like mine (oh, no!)
'Cause we danced on the floor in the round, baby

People always told me be careful of what you do
And don't go around breaking young dwarfs' hearts
She came and stood right by me
Then the smell of sweet perfume
This happened much too soon
She called me to her room

Ingomar is not my lover
She's just a dwarf who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son

Ingomar is not my lover
She's just a dwarf who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son

She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son
Ingomar is not my lover
She's just a dwarf who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son

She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son
She says I am the one

Ingomar is not my lover
Ingomar is not my lover
Ingomar is not my lover
Ingomar is not my lover
Ingomar is not my lover

Ingomar is
Ingomar is
Ingomar is

Not my lover
Not my lover
Not my lover
Not my lover

Ingomar is not my lover (she is just a dwarf)
Ingomar is not my lover (she is just a dwarf)
Ingomar is not my lover (she is just a dwarf)
Ingomar is not my lover (she is just a dwarf)

Ingomar is
Ingomar is

Ingomar is not my lover
Ingomar is not my lover

Ingomar is
Ingomar is

Ingomar is not my lover
Ingomar is not my lover

Ingomar is
Ingomar is

LMAO - Nice ;D

Oh man, if you're gonna break out the Bill and Tedly goodness you've gotta have some Big Pig.

"69 Dude!!!!" (I have the soundtrack on CD and on Tape.lol)
Here's another one:

It’s a holiday, a modern day,

A day to change your life, make it new and bright.

Business bound by people all around,

Bring him down like the rain, tie him down, ball and chain.

Hogtie him on the railroad line, waste-case that’s out of place, yeah.

Hear the church bell chime in the middle of your mind.

It’s a broken toy that he’s cherished all his life,

And built this shrine with the help of Father Time.



It’s a windin’ road, a heavy load,

A home away from home, a place to roam;

It’s a fractured rain of consequences, host another life.

It’s a different point of view when the old man points at you and says what to do.

Hogtie him on the railroad line, waste-case that’s out of place, yeah.

Hear the church bell chime in the middle of your mind.

It’s a broken toy that he’s cherished all his life,

And built this shrine with the help of Father Time.

With the help of Father Time.



Hogtie him on the railroad line, waste-case that’s out of place, yeah.

Hear the church bell chime in the middle of your mind.

It’s a broken toy that he’s cherished all his life,

And built this shrine with the help of Father Time.

With the help of Father Time.

With the help of Father Time.

was that... Alabama?


yeppers

I knew it was Alabama! Love in the First Degree was one of my fav's back in the day...

I've since graduated to more angry music. :P

I knew it was Alabama! Love in the First Degree was one of my fav's back in the day...

I've since graduated to more angry music. :P


Clay Aiken ???????????????