Yeah, I thought it was Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome.




I was wrong.

EEEEE I WIN!

My daddy and I used to watch that movie all the time to make fun of the stupid girl and her stupid lawyer and her stupid horse and her stupid mission and her stupid enunciation and her stupid haircut. Stupid Katharine Ross. She was in "Tell Them Willy Boy Is Coming", too, which was beyond stupid, and her hair was even dumber in that one, but it had my college town in it, so it was marginally bearable. Robert Blake practiced his wife-killing in that movie!

BUT IT WAS "TRUE GRIT" so now I will give you another one.

"I'd give her a HAH! and a HIIIIII-YAH! and a WOOOO-AH! ... AND I'D KICK 'ER, SIR."

All I think of is Jack Black, but I don't think he said anything like that in a movie.

I think it's because you're not a girl that you don't know this movie, Torrin.

I had to look it up too. Definately not a guy movie. Zan might know it.

o snap

Insults against Rin will come later. I too had to look it up, and will 'splain later why I have, actually, seen it.

I figured it was because you have a daughter, Zan?

Yup, that's the reason. I guess that narrows it down (somewhat) for those who haven't looked it up yet!

And Rin smells like poo...sorry, I'm tired and can't think of anything better right now.

I'm sorry to say I do know this one - Anastasia :) And I live with two girls so I'm allowed to know it. Shut up.

Okay, next one! :D

"Humans! You're not worth the flesh you're printed on! Fuck this cowboy SHIT! You fuckin' hodunk podunk, well, then, there, motherfuckers! All you had to do was give me the goddamn key! Then we could get on with our lives. All right, this property... is hereby... condemned."

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS GIVE ME THE GODDAMN KEY

I love you, Jam.

OOH OOOH Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight!

Buncha hoe-down, low-down, well then there mutha fuckers!

Love that movie..

Ok, um... shit. Lemme think.

OK OK I found one..

Person #1-I've waited my whole life for this moment.
Person #3- You've waited your whole life for Sir Ector to shite himself to death?

A Knight's Tale - The best crappiest movie ever. Traditional jousting to.. um.. Queen. ROCK!

I want to thank my Grandma for always being so good to me, and, and for helping save the world and everything.

I'm thinking Mars Attacks, but not really sure.

That is correct!

Ok, I'm still on my first cup of coffee, so here's an easy one:

"Good luck with your layoffs, alright, I hope your firings go really well"

Office Space?

Yuppers!

"God! I wanna lick your skin off!"

I had to look this one up, and when I did I instantly remembered 3 or 4 other quotes from this movie. gah!

Here's one more from the same movie to help you out.


"You'll always be fat to me!"

Just Friends?

I was just about to add this quote to help...


"Oh yeah! This is MY life! Okay? I'm sorry I'm not the most boring person ever! Okay? I'm sorry I'm not poor! I'm sorry I...
... I'm sorry I don't have a fat ass! I'm sorry I'm not... Hey! Where you going?"



ya, it's Just Friends

I have never seen that movie. Should I see it?

Yes! I highly recommend it.