Johnny Dangerously

Shabat Shallom motherfucker!

The Hebrew Hammer!

I wanna fuck! It's my fucking big dick! Who wants to fuck?

Boogie Nights?

Fox assures me I am correct, so here's my quote:

"I'll tell you in another life, when we are both cats."

Clue #2:

"I think she's the saddest girl to ever to hold a martini."

Vanilla Sky!!!!

ok let me think...

First Guy: Do you have any experience?
Other Guy: No, sir, I have no experience but I'm a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I'd like to put more in that jar. That's where you come in.

The Wedding Singer!


Quote: I admit it, you are better than I am.

The Princess Bride?

#1: ... But there is something you don't know...
#2: Yes...?
#1: I... am not lefthanded!

Definitely from Princess Bride, but the line is vague enough it could be from somewhere else....

2: Then why are you smiling?
1: Because I know something you do not know.
2: And what is that?
3: I am not left handed!



Ya... You're up Whatever.

Ok, it's a braindead Monday...only thing I can think of right now since I watched it this past weekend:

#1 Did we wake you up?
#2 No sir, we've been up since the crack of noon.

Strange Brew?

I can't believe you picked that movie, Zan. I've seen it, but I'm (hopefully) one of the few.

Sorry, but my brother throws it in almost every time he's here. I told you it was a braindead Monday. No, not Strange Brew Torrin. I'll throw out another quote from it in a little bit...can't remember anything else right now.

OK, bad choice, bad movie...I'll microwave the DVD and tell my brother to deal with it, but for now here's a couple more quotes:

#1 You know, my Harley's running a little rich.
#2 That's because you fiddle with it all the time.
#1 I don't fiddle with it.
#2 All right, I'll fix it. At least I know what I'm doing.
#1 If you knew what you were doing, I wouldn't have to fiddle with it all the time.

Quote 2:

#1 Do you have a gravity problem son?
#2 Ahhh, no sir!
#1 You just enjoy sleeping up in the trees?
#2 I sure do sir.

Bump!
I have no idea what this is.

Oh yeah, forgot about this. So, the first person to read this gets to start a new movie, because I can't think of another one right now. It was McHale's Navy. Yes a bad movie, but I'm forced to watch (or at least listen to it) every time my brother visits.

Well then, I pick ME!

"Ist deine Tochter achtzehn, bitte?"

(I swear I'll give an easier line if no one gets this...but I suspect Aro will.)

So, what you're saying is, you want Aro to answer it but if any of us schlubs happen to know it then that's fine, too, right?

So, what you're saying is, you want Aro to answer it but if any of us schlubs happen to know it then that's fine, too, right?


Haha! I want to see if any of you know it from that line. Because I thought that line was one of the funniest in the movie. I just mentioned Aro because I think she knows it, too.

I know I know it. It's on the tip of my brain.

"I know a little German. He's sitting right over there."

Dude, of course I know that movie. It started my long love affair with Val Kilmer.

SURELY NOW SOMEONE CAN GET IT FROM MY ADDITIONAL CLUES. XD

"Top Secret", surely?

RIGHT!!!!