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Lux_Lisbon
11443 posts
My mom is coming to visit me tomorrow. For a WEEK. SHOOT. ME.
(Although, I will try to make it to Gruul's.)
(Although, I will try to make it to Gruul's.)
Rapskallion
2332 posts
02-19-2008 3:22pm
Meh... make her a toon on The Don's account and let her go to town. You'll have her hooked before she hits level 5.
/mwahahahaha
/mwahahahaha
Rastus
6166 posts
02-19-2008 3:32pm
From what Agnes has said in the past, I think she will be in need of much TLC and backrubs to recover from this visit. Not to mention therapy. The guild can provide the first two (well, virtual backrubs anyway), not sure about the third!
Valneron
1912 posts
02-19-2008 3:46pm
Oriole
2096 posts
02-19-2008 7:50pm
I'll send you some lovely cookies with sedatives in them. Feed her one every hour.
Problem solved.
BWAH HAH HAAAAA!
Problem solved.
BWAH HAH HAAAAA!
gifchick
1066 posts
02-19-2008 7:52pm
Just keep in mind we get to do this to our kids when they get older, that and we get to choose the old folkes home our parents end up in. I remind my mom of that and it works very well.
Pilsner
4965 posts
I prescribe "Gentleman Jack" neat...repeat as often as needed. Before you know it, the week will have passed.
Lux_Lisbon
11443 posts
I always seem to go from "I like to feel healthy!" to "I need to be DRUNK NOW" pretty quickly once she arrives. :(
Homreker
3996 posts
02-20-2008 1:11pm
For some reason when I see the title of this thread I keep thinking of the Green Lantern...
Does that make me a geek?..
Does that make me a geek?..
Rockstedy
616 posts
02-20-2008 2:55pm
From what Agnes has said in the past, I think she will be in need of much TLC and backrubs to recover from this visit. Not to mention therapy. The guild can provide the first two (well, virtual backrubs anyway), not sure about the third!
I'm a psych major! I've got the last one covered!
Tell me the first thing that pops into your head when you see these ink blobs:
card 1: A dead mother.
card 2: hmm... A dead mother.
card 3: A dead mother.
card 4: A dead Gruul.
I'm a psych major! I've got the last one covered!
Tell me the first thing that pops into your head when you see these ink blobs:
card 1: A dead mother.
card 2: hmm... A dead mother.
card 3: A dead mother.
card 4: A dead Gruul.
Stranger
1533 posts
02-20-2008 3:14pm
You wanna talk about my mother? I'll tell ya about my mother...
Lux_Lisbon
11443 posts
She's leaving tomorrow and I can finally air out the house.
The Don
7138 posts
Smell BADDDD!!!!!!!!! /Ludo
Oriole
2096 posts
02-27-2008 4:04pm
If you touch her does that mean you'll smell bad for the rest of your life?
Lux_Lisbon
11443 posts
She even makes the kids smell bad.
Aight, she's gone! Airing out the house, febrezing...and I'm back!
Aight, she's gone! Airing out the house, febrezing...and I'm back!
Rastus
6166 posts
02-27-2008 5:36pm
W00T!!!!!!
Shadian
3317 posts
She even makes the kids smell bad.
Aight, she's gone! Airing out the house, febrezing...and I'm back!
Don't air out the house just yet. I'm on my way down :D
Aight, she's gone! Airing out the house, febrezing...and I'm back!
Don't air out the house just yet. I'm on my way down :D
