You Know...

I get this little tiny taste of ambrosia; see the freaking inner sanctum and then...poof.

NO MORE GROUP SEX FOR YOU!

I've tried other forms of satisfaction; sleep deprivation, shock therapy, latex, whatever...but they just do not cut it.

Now I am not a proud man, bombastic yes, but not proud...

Groveling, bribery, deception, assassination, whatever it takes.

Do not make me start to wheedle. WHEEDLE WHEEDLE WHEEDLE

It can only get worse from here...WHEEDLE WHEEDLE

You are very odd.


I'll set something up for ya :)

You are very odd.

I try my best to add some surreality to everyone's day; some of our esteemed members here even have to work with me occasionally.

Thank You, Fox.

hmmm have you checked the calendar lately Pil?

*cough cough* Saturday *cough cough*