say it ain't so!!

Well to add something boring, they USED to make really cute, comfortable sleepwear and now it's all camis and teeny shorts. Which is fine sometimes, but other times...like on those holiday mornings when you're just sitting at your computer eating leftover pie, you just want something that covers you more and doesn't make you feel like you're attending a dorm slumber party.

Like they used to make covered-up, cute sleepwear AND they had more exotic things like faux leather bras with chains for straps (oh how I miss thee), but you had a CHOICE. Now it's pretty much all about "lookatmahbewbs. lookatmahbutt. lookatmabellybutton. sexay."

End rant.

When I was in school at OSU in Columbus and found that the Victoria's Secret World HQ was just on the other side of town, I made a solemn vow that when my military obligation was complete I would work there.

Giant big black scary NSA-looking building with this perimeter wall and wide-open green area all around it: one can only imagine that the place is full of 19-year old brazillian models wearing nothing but thongs and stockings, having pillow fights while Gisele lords over them on a fuzzy pink throne....

This fantasy occupies a lot of time.

And I thought I was the only person who had that fantasy, Bren!!

And for the Val Kilmer fans...

"Chris Knight: Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?
Mitch: No...
Chris Knight: Why am I the only one who has that dream?"

one can only imagine that the place is full of 19-year old brazillian models wearing nothing but thongs and stockings, having pillow fights while Gisele lords over them on a fuzzy pink throne....

Bren...I would like to borrow your fantasy for awhile if you do not have it copywrited.

As my wife is in the middle of a cacophonic affair with Guitar Hero; I think this will work quite well.

Well to add something boring, they USED to make really cute, comfortable sleepwear and now it's all camis and teeny shorts. Which is fine sometimes, but other times...like on those holiday mornings when you're just sitting at your computer eating leftover pie, you just want something that covers you more and doesn't make you feel like you're attending a dorm slumber party.

Like they used to make covered-up, cute sleepwear AND they had more exotic things like faux leather bras with chains for straps (oh how I miss thee), but you had a CHOICE. Now it's pretty much all about "lookatmahbewbs. lookatmahbutt. lookatmabellybutton. sexay."

End rant.

Sounds like they lost sight of what made their customers happy.

I'm just happy to get the catalog every quarter

Creepiest Christmas present I have ever recieved came from Victoria's Secret. Red lace panties, white lace panties, and a satin thong... a matching set to the a set the giver bought herself at the same time so we could indeed match. I should mention the girl and I were not even remotely close friends, in fact we rarely hung out, and to this day, I can't even remember her name. I do have to admit, my boyfriend got endless amusement out of the whole deal.

Sounds like they have confussed Sexy with Slutty

Not that there is anything wrong with Slutty from time to time.

Now it's pretty much all about "lookatmahbewbs. lookatmahbutt. lookatmabellybutton. sexay."




I am almost thinking this should be my new signature.... but i would have to edit a little.....
canilookatyourbewbs, canilookatyourbewbs, canilookatyourellybutton <and then more emphasis on> SEXY!

Oh and I HATE their "Pink" line of underwear/sleepwear. Not everybody loves pastels.

I can't say I'm a fan of it myself, but it DID make college more interesting.