…Do Not Pass Go Do Not Collect $200

Around this time last year I was the MT in the middle of a Kara run. I was expecting the wife any minute as it was around the time her class let out and the raid was also looking forward to her arrival, as they needed her mad lock skills for the run.

Then came the call and in a panic and rushing to leave I quickly announced to the other raiders “Carla has been robbed and stabbed and I have to go!!!” To many gasps, OMGs and well wishes I shot out like a rocket. Long story short it was one hell of a night stopping cards, phone calls, talking to cops, ER fun etc.

As for the event… She did not resist and the asshole stabbed her first then took her shit and ran off… never doing the “give me your money” shit or anything. He just did it to do it. Luckily for her the wound missed anything important. It could have been much worse. Anyway needless to say this dick was some kind of moron hence he was quickly caught.

So now it’s about one year later and his trip through the court system is complete as of last week. I just found out he was sentenced to 8 years in federal prison! May your trip through the prison system be as unpleasant as possible.

/cheer

Wow. I'm so glad he was caught!

Woot! Huzzah for the justice system!

8 years isn't enough, but glad the scumbag didn't get away.

/hug
/cheer

May his salad tossing days be long and filled with large blunt objects.

Once in awhile bad guys get what they deserve.

I am glad this fuckhead got what he has coming.

May his salad tossing days be long and filled with large blunt objects.

haha

Our minds are in the same place

Aww, I love a happy ending.

Seriously, glad she wasn't seriously hurt, and hope he will be.

Dittoing the gladness that your wife wasn't seriously hurt, although being hurt at all by a jackass like that is bad enough.

May his ass be the prime target for Bubba, Tiny, Big Joe, Little Joe, and Suzie in Cell Block D on a nightly basis. May he drop the soap often. And may the officers give him shit and ride his case all the time. Oh, and I hope his food gets jacked from him, and his cigarettes get stolen as his Bitch Payment to Bubba.

Glad to hear he was caught and put away. Even more glad to hear no life threatening harm came to your wife.

I hope he gets thrown into a dark cell where the first thing he hears is the soft melody of dueling bangos mixed with the husky grunt of some other mouth breather saying, "you sure do have a purtty mouth, boy."

Actually he didn't get federal prison, he's going to state...which means he'll probably serve less of his sentence but his time there will be a lot rougher.

It really is encouraging to hear that justice can be served. One year is a long time to wait for it, but short enough you can still feel like you had your justice.

Hopefully the guy will hang himself in the cell and save the taxpayers 8 years of paying for him. Those are always the best endings...