I just have to share this -- I got my birthday present from my wife 3 days early -- and it's an iPhone! The only sucky bit is that it's not activated yet, so all I can do right now is caress it and use it as a paperweight -- but I know what I'll be doing with all my spare time tomorrow!

Sweet! Let us know how you like it.

Grats! I'm looking at one later this year.

Make sure you vary the speed of your caresses, it'll last longer that way.

I got my brother an iTouch for his birthday and its pretty cool. Lucky you! :)

O baby.
Happy stroking!

Can I touch it?

Can I touch it?

If you wash your hands first. And wear gloves. And take your meds first.

I MEAN, of course!