Hello Ingomar,

If you would kindly, at your leisure, utilize your most skillful of hands to create for me one HAND OF ETERNITY (notice caps); for which I have mailed you the raw materials and a commission for your effort.

Many Thanks,

Pils/Chasm

Hello Ingomar,

If you would kindly, at your leisure, utilize your most skillful of hands to create for me one HAND OF ETERNITY (notice caps); for which I have mailed you the raw materials and a commission for your effort.

Many Thanks,

Pils/Chasm

I'd strongly suggest reconsidering this plan. You'll keep that mace for a very short time for as much as it costs.

Now that you can get the primals from a vendor, it's not as bad. Also, it has an awesome name.

I'd strongly suggest reconsidering this plan. You'll keep that mace for a very short time for as much as it costs.

Unfortunately, Shadian, my playstyle (read: slow) does not warrant many opportunities for me to have mah fingerz in the rolls for rad purplez. I am all about content and being deliberate and methodical (read: slow). I no longer possess the keyboard skillz (read: many, many dead brain cells) that are necessary to contribute a positive effect in a frantic, dynamic raid environs. (Read: I don't like to wipe raids).

So, when items like THE HAND OF ETERNITY become available to folks like myself; I have absolutely no compunction aboot ponying up the WoW Gold; because one thing I am good at is playing the AH.

I'm not exactly sure what you're talking about here but you have to sign up for raids on their event posts... not in posts you start up yourself ;)

There is abosolutely nothing ill intended, Fox. I am just stating that I suck at raids because I am tortoise-like in movement and I stay away from them to avoid screwing them up. Any statement I have made is completely self-deprecating.

I was being completely and entirely sarcastic. Sorry for the confusion :P

MAN FIGHT!!!!!

:D

I shall log in and craft this mofo tonight, Pils. :) I'm actually very excited to get to make one!

There is abosolutely nothing ill intended, Fox. I am just stating that I suck at raids because I am tortoise-like in movement and I stay away from them to avoid screwing them up. Any statement I have made is completely self-deprecating.

You could not screw up one of my raids (I do a good enough job at that for the both of us). I'd love to have you come, actually. Once I start leading them again I will force you to join us.

You could not screw up one of my raids (I do a good enough job at that for the both of us). I'd love to have you come, actually. Once I start leading them again I will force you to join us.

Thank You, Shadian. I shall stand my mediocre tankiness steadfast in the vaward of someones pet turtle or chcken and endeavour to keep from losing aggro to it. :)

I was having interwebnet connection issues last night (read: fighting with tech support), so I couldn't log on. :( It was back up this morning and downloading the patch, so I should be able to get this done today.

Sorry for the delay, Pils. If you'll hold my dsl provider down I'll punch them.

Sorry for the delay, Pils. If you'll hold my dsl provider down I'll punch them.

I would delight in assisting causing grievous bodily harm to your DSL provider; as far as THE HAND, no worries whatsoever, 'tis nothing but a different pixel configuration on my toon.

I'm going to keep this thread going even after I send it to you tonight just so we can keep referring to THE HAND in all caps.

THE HAND: I made it. It should be in your box! Well, okay not right now because I just mailed it. BUT IN AN HOUR.

Have fun with your THE HAND, Pils!

Anyone grouping with Pils be prepared to be asked to talk to the HAND... OF ETERNITY.

<3 Ing.

I put the spurs to Blizz this morning and crashed the server in order for my raw materials to show up in your mailbox. I only had to mention two names (of in-game toons) and BOOM down goes the server; sort of like the Betelgeuse mantra. I can crash the AV by just thinking the name. ;)

Thank You.

Mr. THE HAND

THE HAND arrives instantly now.

HAIL THE HAND

THE HAND: I made it. It should be in your box! Well, okay not right now because I just mailed it. BUT IN AN HOUR.

Ing put her hand in Pilsner's box... this confuses me and concerns me at the same time...

Dude, do not blasphemy THE HAND OF ETERNITY. Ingomar is a legend amongst Dwarven Smiths and crafted THE HAND after we shook the materials out of the damn mailbox in Shattrath, they got stuck in there.

Besides Hom, I only go for Tauren Chicks anyway; I dig their spots. Moooorawr!

And Devihuntress thought she was Pils' favorite...sob. So it's Tauren, not Dranaei that REALLY make THE HAND wave.

This whole thread delights me beyond mortal comprehension.

Oh, THE HAND comprehends your delight... for it is not of mortals, it is OF ETERNITY

And Devihuntress thought she was Pils' favorite...sob. So it's Tauren, not Dranaei that REALLY make THE HAND wave.

Quite the contrary, D; Goggle wearing Draenei females cause me to make bad purchasing decisions in the AH. I have to look at the ground to avoid distraction.

Hunters scare me, certain ones more than others; but I now catch myself looking skyward occasionally to make sure there is not a big red arrow over my

head...wait...there's one naaaaaaaaaaauuuuggggghhh