I happened to be turning in some wicked, nasty demon marks, baking some cake, and just cleaning up about the rise; when a I noticed the nauseating stench of a forsken scryer frost mage.

Well, fuckbones and his idiot cow buddy were having a grand old time exploiting the Aldor NPC pathing when I decided to put my theory to test and started healing the Aldor NPC's. Fuckbones started back-pedalling, cussing me in horde jibberish, and I started chuckling; after I cleansed about three frost novas, our worthless stinking pile of scryer dung had been pushed into the elevator down and fired off one last desperation shot and that was all she wrote.

Oh yeah...his Tauren buddy didn't make a peep as a I told him that his father was a hamster and his mother smelled of elderberries.

All of this was done without any flagging taking place whatsoever; so scryer canines, if I catch you up on MY rise, killing MY npc buddies...plan on dying and being taunted a second time.

THOSE NPCS ARE ONLY ALIVE BECAUSE I ALLOW THEM TO BE SO.

THOSE NPCS ARE ONLY ALIVE BECAUSE I ALLOW THEM TO BE SO.

And likewise for yours. Were the alliance formed by the Naaru not be to our benefit... you dirty scryers would be annihilated without so much as a second thought.

THOSE NPCS ARE ONLY ALIVE BECAUSE I ALLOW THEM TO BE SO.

Listen NELF...Do not make me come over there and apply "THE HAND" to all of your Hansen-looking, over-coiffured BELF cousins.

Heck and Shorty are Scryers and JR is Aldor...I will protect the Aldor forever! They are so much cooler then Scryers

edit: I just realized my sigs hadn't updated in forever. Very weird. I just fixed them.

HORSE!
MULE!
HORSE!
MULE!
HORSE!
MULE!
TraDITIOOOOONNNNNNNN TRADITION!

Oy!

All I'm saying is that at least the Scryers practice what they preach.

"Be kind to those less fortunate", eh, Aldor? IN A PIG'S EYE, YOU WHITE-WASHED SEPULCHRES!

Also the Scryer tier has hookahs and kicky throw pillows. What does the Aldor tier have? Apparently, a bunch of unwashed paladins. Ew.

"Be kind to those less fortunate", eh, Aldor? IN A PIG'S EYE, YOU WHITE-WASHED SEPULCHRES!

Beautiful on the outside, foul and corrupt inside; WHO DOES THAT DESCRIBE MORE, LORK?

BI-PEDAL GOATS (howbeit with a very nice lumbar curvature), OR A BUNCH OF PARIS HILTON/DAVID BOWIE (forgive me, David) TRANNY's?

BTW: point awarded for the scripture reference, very apropos for this thread.

;__________; there is nothing wrong, in this day and age, with men liking to have long silky pretty ponytails.

And they're not transvestites! IT'S A ROBE, NOT A DRESS

A couple of points about Paladins:

(1) Paladins do not "sweat" they "perspire".

(2) Paladins never perspire.

A couple of points about Paladins:

(1) Paladins do not "sweat" they "perspire".

(2) Paladins never perspire.

They don't perspire, they "glow." Oh wait, that's women. Sorry.

BI-PEDAL GOATS (howbeit with a very nice lumbar curvature), OR A BUNCH OF PARIS HILTON/DAVID BOWIE (forgive me, David) TRANNY's?
So... you're into goats, are you?

Me? I'll take the Bowie trannies. :D

Yeah, I'm with you, Shaerl.

I mean, frankly, even if the choice weren't 'Bowie or goats?', I think I'd still be all about the 'Yes, Bowie, plz.' But given the 'Bowie or goats?' option? Uh, yeah.

But hey, man, if goats turn you on, I ain't here to be all judgemental.

At least, y'know, not to your face.

Man...I have had far too little caffeine to think clearly; and as we are communicating about pixels, I will just say one thing...Frolic in healing duds.

YEAH BUDDY...THATS A MIGHTY BIG GAUNTLET I HAVE JUST SMACKED YOU IN THE HEAD WITH!