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Ingomar
1030 posts
04-29-2008 8:44pm
Okay, so my brother is the assistant costume designer at the big community theatre in town, right? Right. He is getting sick of it and interviewing for other jobs, and plans to quit and do something else at the close of this season.
I never got the chance to try out for a play he was designing because they were either beyond my talent or patience (I have no ballet and am terrible at Shakespeare), and this is probably the last show he will do.
So I am donning the traditional black and helping him out as the Head Dresser. (Oh noes, I will have to take several totally ripped teenage dancer boys out and in and out of different clothes, what will I do, surely I will die.)
Why am I telling you this? Just because if I am not around as much, IT IS NOT BECAUSE I DO NOT LOVE YOU ALL. It is because I am yelling at teenagers that I do not care if they do not like those shoes, those are your shoes PUT ON YOUR SHOES.
Also there was this one girl at rehearsal last night who was hilariously in love with her own naked pelvic bone. She would roll her pants down so that her (admittedly totally awesome dancer's) midriff showed, and then they would practice one of the dances, and it would roll back up. And she would stop, and check herself in the dance mirror, and roll it back down just so.
The stage manager and I were cracking up.
I never got the chance to try out for a play he was designing because they were either beyond my talent or patience (I have no ballet and am terrible at Shakespeare), and this is probably the last show he will do.
So I am donning the traditional black and helping him out as the Head Dresser. (Oh noes, I will have to take several totally ripped teenage dancer boys out and in and out of different clothes, what will I do, surely I will die.)
Why am I telling you this? Just because if I am not around as much, IT IS NOT BECAUSE I DO NOT LOVE YOU ALL. It is because I am yelling at teenagers that I do not care if they do not like those shoes, those are your shoes PUT ON YOUR SHOES.
Also there was this one girl at rehearsal last night who was hilariously in love with her own naked pelvic bone. She would roll her pants down so that her (admittedly totally awesome dancer's) midriff showed, and then they would practice one of the dances, and it would roll back up. And she would stop, and check herself in the dance mirror, and roll it back down just so.
The stage manager and I were cracking up.
Rapskallion
2332 posts
04-29-2008 9:27pm
Also there was this one girl at rehearsal last night who was hilariously in love with her own naked pelvic bone. She would roll her pants down so that her (admittedly totally awesome dancer's) midriff showed, and then they would practice one of the dances, and it would roll back up. And she would stop, and check herself in the dance mirror, and roll it back down just so.
This thread is useless without pics.
Have fun, Ing!
This thread is useless without pics.
Have fun, Ing!
Khros
1914 posts
05-01-2008 5:09pm
Actually the picture she painted in my mind is a site to be seen...
Ing you are priceless.
This thread is useless without pics.
Have fun, Ing!
Ing you are priceless.
This thread is useless without pics.
Have fun, Ing!
Linnaris
1840 posts
This reminds me - I'm also going to be scarce for a little bit, but it is because I don't love y'all.
STOP CRYING I WAS JUST KIDDING, in reality I have to ship my motherboard back to the manufacturer and I don't know if/when I'll be getting a replacement from Asus. This is not as much fun as working backstage at the theatre.
STOP CRYING I WAS JUST KIDDING, in reality I have to ship my motherboard back to the manufacturer and I don't know if/when I'll be getting a replacement from Asus. This is not as much fun as working backstage at the theatre.
