For Agnes and Linnaris: transformer shoes

I wouldn't trust those at all.

And why are you looking at womens shoes online.

<3 shoes

Those shoes look very dangerous and not at all comfortable. Heh.

Those shoes look very dangerous and not at all comfortable. Heh.

Too true, but if they were remotely cute I would brave the danger. Fortunately for my health insurance, and more importantly my health, they aren't.

Carlo spoke wearily, "Well, that's it. That&#8217;s every pair of shoes in the place."
"Oh, you must have one more pair. . . .&#8221;
"No, not one more . . . . Well, we have the cruel shoes, but no one would want to try . . .
&#8220;Yes, let me see the cruel shoes!"
"No, you don't understand, you see, the cruel shoes are . . .'
"Get them!"
...

What actually happened:

Factory Manager comes in one day to a panic stricken overnight staff. The night manager (Chad Vader) tells the factory manager the bad news: All of the heals have cracked in half from their fancy shews--some sort of problem with the gluing machine.

The Factory Manager, being a clever man, says: "No problem!"

He then procedes to pick up the phone to call the hospital and says: "How would you like to make a bunch of money by repairing broken legs?"

All of the workers cheer....