During in-game chat yesterday Agnes indicated that she was looking for a Lapdog from one of the new guys. The cost was only 50g. :eh:

New guy (new account) and 50g. Hmmm, a little steep. But considering I hate being poor and I've moved over 2 other toons from my old Alliance server I had the money. ;)

So, I'm wondering what Agnes considers a Lapdog. Considering I sent her the 50g I'm hoping to find out soon...

Did she forget to mention that I also need 50g? It's the bribe we ask of all new recruits who want into this guild... and I give better **** than she does. I mean... HEY NAG, thanks for joining us! We love you! ;)

Agnes sent back to 50g. I figured she would. I was trying to see how far she was going to take the joke.

For those of you that haven't figured it out yet, I'm not "trying" to fit in. I'm like this normally. I've enjoyed every minute in this group and I find I just fit in naturally.

I don't mind being given a hard time so long as I can return the favor. I will take a joke and run with it or drop it based on how I think things are going. So far I haven't been let down yet and I don't expect to be. Everyone seems all be in the game for the same thing...to have fun.

So, with my 50g back (and I think I'll hold onto it for now) I'll see how far I can make it go. Lapdog or no.

See now to really fit in you should have mailed her a bear carcass from Ashenvale Forest.


Nothing shows your love more.

I wasn't sure I'd actually have room on my lap because I already have a manwhore. :(

I didn't know that Killian rated as a manwhore. I know one of those words (man and whore) just doesn't fit--I'm just not sure which one. Then again, aren't all men whores?

I was really looking forward to the Lapdog title. This meant that I got to smell your cr.... Ok, maybe that is going a little far south. I mean really, I tend to focus above the waist. Sitting in your lap would have put me close to other "items" of interest. Then again, my breath may have been an issue. Dogs do lick their backsides.

Hmmm, time to change tact. I think I'd forgo licking my backside. :eek:

When she said Manwhore, she meant me. :P

Did she forget to mention that I also need 50g? It's the bribe we ask of all new recruits who want into this guild... and I give better **** than she does. I mean... HEY NAG, thanks for joining us! We love you! ;)

I'm new right?

When she said Manwhore, she meant me. :P

You are pretty skinny though. There might still be room.

And that is when I put Ishtar on the lap as well. I think they'd both fit.

Killian isn't a manwhore so much as that guy who chases me around my house wanting to constantly get busy. :D

Well at least we find that Killian acts like a healthy male.

I think my wife would wish for me to do that at least once in a while.

You play WoW too much! ;)

Actually my lack of "physical" activity is due to a chronic pain issue. That and the pain meds tend to cause the lack of desire. So looking at scantily clad toons is about as close as I get most days.

My wife does complain that I spend too much time on-line gaming but she understands I need an out for my frustrations so I guess I consider myself lucky. Most women wouldn't put up with a near celibate life "and" being married.

So you may see how being a lapdog may have been somewhat appealing...even if only in a fantasy world. ;)

Stranger has an arsenal of slut-gear he might model for you if you ask nicely.

I think I'll pass. But Chuckles indicated he was interested. Him being a former Jarhead might have something to do with that... Don't ask, don't tell.

Personally, I like women and if I'm going to lust after a toon I would prefer to know that the actual person running the toon is female as well.

Allright! While I may tolerate ramifications to the lusting and lapping - VE VILL NAUGT TOLERATE SUCH VULGARITY as using my jarhead history against me. Especially coming from a celibate airman. Er, by the way - Stranger, when are you on next...........

TBH, we aren't 100 percent sure that Stranger isn't a woman since we've never heard his voice. :)

As long as Stranger's toon is sufficiently female, it should suffice for a jarhead.:D

Oh baby, I'm whatever I need to be in a given situation.

And Aessell is damn sexy in her plate thong and pasties. Paladins' skill is inversely proportional to the amount of skin coverage, you know.

Haha, I was wondering how long it would take for you to wander in... :D

Ummm...hold the phone here. Pie people only get Beam.

Actually Killian offered to make me "his" lapdog for 50g last night. I wasn't sure if I wanted to take him up on it. I'm not sure on his definition of lapdog. :doh:

I missed the pie comment. I haven't weighed in on the whole pie vs. cake war issue. I was waiting to become a full fledged member before going down that rabbit hole. I was trying to avoid the land mines. :eek:

Short Version.

Three factions: cake (FTW), pie (FTL), fence sitters (not relevant).

Cake won a mighty battle and claimed the standard of the pie; then an ugly horde shaman showed up and Agnes killed him, and then Fawckes killed him, and then Agnes and Fawx killed him.

I think Brendar raped him with his mace after that.

I will not rest until I can find a ricotta pie in this state.