Or rules... Well, maybe "guidelines".

Rastus, take note.

A pirate should always remove his hat in the presence of a bartender. :)

This is my favorite

A pirate may never compliment another pirate on the softness of his hands.

All I have to say is...

AAARRRRRRRRRR!

I just killed the pirate that decided that pirates should post on the interweb.

I'm sitting in a hotel watching a 'pirate myths' episode of Mythbusters.

It turns out that stale urine is about as good as laundry powder for cleaning out blood stains. And now they're trying to recreate the movie stunt of sticking your knife into the sail and 'riding' it down to the deck. This rules.

"No pirate shall ever wear a "fanny pack"." - I thought this was unacceptable for anybody, much less a pirate.

I posted that Pirates Vs. Ninja's video from Youtube on here somewhere. Classic stuff, I forget what thread it was in though.

Hope everyone is doing well!

Hi Gran!!