I saw Twilight this weekend because of him. DO NOT MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE I DID.

I saw Twilight this weekend because of him. DO NOT MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE I DID.

Ha hah. Retard.

He is in an altered state of zomghastogetlaid and says things he does not mean.

I never said it was a good movie.

I said it had lots of high school goth chicks in the audience.

Don't forget the emo's. Buckets and buckets of emo.

Let me sum up Twilight (trying not to give away anything that's not in the trailers):

1. Girl whines about moving to a gloomy small town
2. Girl sees really pale hot guy who couldn't possibly be 17 and in High School
3. Awkward moments
4. Girl and Boy fall in love but are stuck in a PG movie. AWKWARD...
5. Drama

In the end, it was funny/cute/emo, but not oscar worthy. It's a teenage thing.

What I most liked was that there were about 20 different moments where I was about to gag or roll my eyes, but just at the breaking point, it managed to make fun or itself or somehow break the moment.

And the hawt chicks.

... BRENDAR.

How could you do this to Beam?

GO TO YOUR ROOM.

twilight is a cancerous sore on the face of pop culture. don't even get me started.

also there's no sex not b/c it's PG, but because the author of the series is a mormon housewife who does not believe in vampirism / sex before marriage.

... BRENDAR.

How could you do this to Beam?

GO TO YOUR ROOM.

ARE YOU CRAZY! ING!

YOU KNOW WHAT HE DOES IN HIS ROOM!

Do not take advice from Bren unless it involves booze.

Speaking of which, I found the right combo for the pear vodka. Sprite!

Do not take advice from Bren unless it involves booze.

Women should drink booze, then have sex with me.

Best advice ever.

What, so we don't remember it?

will you remember it anyways?

ARE YOU CRAZY! ING!

YOU KNOW WHAT HE DOES IN HIS ROOM!


I'm counting on him filming it this time, last time he was supposed to but there was no film in the recorder and I HAVE BEEN PROMISED HE SWITCHED TO DIGITAL.

Let me sum up Twilight (trying not to give away anything that's not in the trailers):

1. Girl whines about moving to a gloomy small town
2. Girl sees really pale hot guy who couldn't possibly be 17 and in High School
3. Awkward moments
4. Girl and Boy fall in love but are stuck in a PG movie. AWKWARD...
5. Drama

In the end, it was funny/cute/emo, but not oscar worthy. It's a teenage thing.

Your post reminded me to look and see if Cleolinda had taken a look at Twilight. She has. Check out Twilight in 15 minutes: http://community.livejournal.com/m15m/19551.html#cutid1

Your post reminded me to look and see if Cleolinda had taken a look at Twilight. She has. Check out Twilight in 15 minutes: http://community.livejournal.com/m15m/19551.html#cutid1

she wrote detailed synopses of the books, too; her breaking dawn summaries are hilarious

I have no plans to see Angst. err... Twilight.

It's like Anne Rice but with women who are way to skinny and aren't wearing corsets, that just isn't cool.

My wife and 17 year old saw it after reading the books. The movie falls short. :doh:

My wife and 17 year old saw it



Just to clarify.... these are two separate people, right?

*queue banjo music*

Hmmm, if my wife is 17 then I have real issues.

Hmmm, if my wife is 17 then I have real issues.

Yet, this is still not a "yes" or "no". :think:

Hmmm, if my wife is 17 then I have real issues.

You sure do. Its a pain to buy cigarettes for them all the time.