Shrek, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were all having
lunch together.

Shrek said, 'I have always thought that I'm
the strongest man in the world, but how can I be
sure?'

Angelina Jolie agreed. 'I'm told I'm the
most gorgeous of them all, but sometimes I
wonder.'

Brad Pitt said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the
sexiest man alive but I've never had it confirmed.'

They all decided that the best way to find out if their
beliefs were true was to ask the
famed talking 'mirror, mirror on the wall' to
confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Angelina
Jolie was the most gorgeous and Brad Pitt was the
sexiest. They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch
to discuss their findings.

The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. 'Well,
it's true. The mirror told me that I am the strongest
man in the world.'

Angelina Jolie beamed with her famous face and
said; "The mirror told me I am the most gorgeous of them all."

Brad Pitt slowly raised his sad face and asked;
"Who the HELL is Torrin!!!???"

/cry

So true!

especially the part in the sig

LOl!

Oooooooh...that was a good one.

hehe

You rule. I laughed.

<3

I'm gonna borrow this one