Can you do this with pie?

DIDN'T THINK SO!

Ummm...game...set...match... Hole in One Slam Dunk Grand Slam Hat Trick Touchdown

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.

No, we eat our deserts. We don't tart them all up and make them look pretty, only for them to taste like ass and/or not get eaten at all.

<3 tarts

Yeah, I bet that cake tastes like rotten elven ASS.

Beam and I will be over here in the corner, smearing each other with edible fruit filling.

Yeah, I bet that cake tastes like rotten elven ASS.

Beam and I will be over here in the corner, smearing each other with edible fruit filling.

Rad.

Yeah, I bet that cake tastes like rotten elven ASS.

Beam and I will be over here in the corner, smearing each other with edible fruit filling.

NOONE MOCKS THE MINAS TIRITH CAKE...I SHALL TURN BOTH OF YOU INTO GHOULS.

Cake is still inferior.

Fondant is unfair and shouldn't even be CONSIDERED when cake is part of the equation.
And it's disgusting.

Pie FTW.

Cake is still inferior.

Fondant is unfair and shouldn't even be CONSIDERED when cake is part of the equation.
And it's disgusting.

Pie FTW.

If you dont like fondant...then pull it off and eat the buttercream used to hold it in place.

So, you make a ring out of cake--now what do you do with it? Hang it on something hard? You can do better things with pie!

Castles are better made out of sand. Cake just doesn't stand up to time as well.

You can easily put a face on pie.

Why did cake win?

I wonder if they taste any good...