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Torrin
7042 posts
02-12-2009 11:07am
I'll start.
What makes a hormone?
A really bad pun.
What makes a hormone?
A really bad pun.
Kaeryna
1732 posts
02-12-2009 3:50pm
If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.
Druie
1139 posts
02-12-2009 3:57pm
I tried to get a job as a beer taster once, but in the end, I bottled it.
Beefy
530 posts
02-12-2009 4:56pm
#1 A midget gypsy robbed a bank, the police are on the look out for a small medium at large.
#2 A man streaked through a church during Sunday services. He was chased around until they finally caught him by the organ.
#2 A man streaked through a church during Sunday services. He was chased around until they finally caught him by the organ.
Widget
2088 posts
02-12-2009 5:17pm
A tip of the hat to Carlin
Junk - The stuff we throw away.
Stuff - The junk we keep.
Junk - The stuff we throw away.
Stuff - The junk we keep.
Foxfyr
12982 posts
02-12-2009 5:31pm
He had won every award and received every possible accolade: he was simply the best scarecrow ever. He truly was out standing in his field.
Torrin
7042 posts
02-12-2009 7:00pm
Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Druie
1139 posts
02-12-2009 7:42pm
Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.
Widget
2088 posts
02-12-2009 11:08pm
Without geometry, life is pointless.
Torrin
7042 posts
02-13-2009 1:03pm
Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, âIâve lost my electron.â The other says, âAre you sure?â The first replies âYes, Iâm positive.â
Druie
1139 posts
02-13-2009 2:33pm
The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
Foxfyr
12982 posts
02-13-2009 2:44pm
Two pages and we're already repeating ourselves? tsk tsk tsk.
Styg
2529 posts
02-13-2009 4:02pm
A horse walks into a bar, bartender says "Why the long face?"
A pony walks into a bar the bartender says "What?" and the pony replied "Sorry, I'm a little horse."
A pony walks into a bar the bartender says "What?" and the pony replied "Sorry, I'm a little horse."
Rastus
6166 posts
02-13-2009 4:03pm
We're moving away from puns...
A priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. The bartender says "what is this, some kind of joke???"
A priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. The bartender says "what is this, some kind of joke???"
Styg
2529 posts
02-13-2009 4:06pm
I stuck with puns....
and I purposely didn't use that one because it wasn't a pun....damnit.
and I purposely didn't use that one because it wasn't a pun....damnit.
Beefy
530 posts
02-13-2009 10:05pm
The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
Already used Druie!!!!!!
Already used Druie!!!!!!
Beefy
530 posts
02-13-2009 10:09pm
Leper pays the prostitute and says "you can keep the tip".
Torrin
7042 posts
02-13-2009 10:14pm
Two guys walk into a bar, one says to the other "We should have ducked"
Beefy
530 posts
02-13-2009 10:20pm
So a baby seal walks into a club!
Torrin
7042 posts
02-14-2009 1:12am
A 3 legged dog walks into a saloon, slides up to the bar and announces "I'm looking for the man that shot my paw"
Widget
2088 posts
02-14-2009 1:39pm
The grave of Karl Marx is just another Communist plot.
Oh and Beefy - lol, I feel bad for laughing though.
Oh and Beefy - lol, I feel bad for laughing though.
Trianna
3615 posts
I am, therefore I think.
That's putting Descartes before the horse.
That's putting Descartes before the horse.
