It can happen in the car... in the woods!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1kRlLVc77Q

Apparently in Detroit men bring ladies offerings of 12-packs, dollars, and grams of coke. Who's in for a girls night out there??!?

Me!

Those dudes could have picked up some tricks from Malcom Jamal-Warner.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjHEJDnojo4

I truly am going to practice that "seduction" striptease dance at the end of the video and will perfect it.

I truly am going to practice that "seduction" striptease dance at the end of the video and will perfect it.

Ooh, now we have something to look forward to at VS Fest in St. Louis.

It's only meant to entice Linnaris into carrying me off to her bedroom.

It's only meant to entice Linnaris into carrying me off to her bedroom.

Well, then, we will have to make sure that Linnaris is there for you to seduce...

Can I seduce her once you're done?

ONLY with the dance. The dance is the only thing that will work.

Look, given the current state of the economy I'm going to have to ask you to form a single file line for the seduction. Even orgies are experiencing cutbacks. :(

boooo

Look, given the current state of the economy I'm going to have to ask you to form a single file line for the seduction. Even orgies are experiencing cutbacks. :(

I don't know... I mean given the state of the economy this could be quite lucrative for you...



(Also, I just noticed that if your hands are off of the "home keys" by one key to the left and you type "for" it will instead type "die")