My production lines are at a standstill and the unions are getting bold.

I need more space to continue keeping Eitrigg out of a recession.

I would like to bribe ten folks who have unguilded mules to hang out for about 30mins to an hour; to assist me in creating four or five guild banks.

I have many many drowned rats and partially eaten fish. I even have carp!

If anyone would care to assist me in the righteous endeavour; please let me know what times would be best to catch you online and in Ironforge.

THIS IS A PIE FREE AREA; SO THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE PIE ALLERGIES NEED NOT FEAR!

I'll give you a hand. Which city should I head towards?

Whoops! I was a bit ambiguous there, wasn't I...

I was thinking tomorrow night prior to raiding type stuff or this weekend as I am nowhere near my gaming PC ATM.

My toons are located in Ironforge.

Thanks for asasisting, Fox.

I should be around and able to help.

I have some unguilded alts that can help. Just let me know when.

I gots me a free mule.

Don't think you have to be in the same city...

I gots me a free toon or two, so I'd be more than happy to lend you a hand

I've got a few of my own, but I I'm sure I can find altspace enough to help ya.

I've got a few unguilded alts in IF. I can probably lend a hand.

If I'm around holler at me only 2 of my toons are back in the guild.

I have an unguilded pally that I am leveling recently but hes all the way in felaras...But I can bring him back to IF if you are in desperate need of one more signup.

I think I need four maybe five more sigs. for Mneme's Bank. Thanks to you all that have went through the effort to help me out. I will be wheedling the rest of you to pony up a mules sig. when I catch you online.

Wheedle Wheedle.

Erm, Pils, you know we have a VS alt stable guilt, right? You're allowed to put your bank mules in Grammatically Correct if you want...we've even got a guild bank. Just grab pretty much anybody who has an alt there, I think everybody can invite. I know Lux and Killian can, and so can Beam, and I can, and...um...I think everyone can.

And there's cake.

Stranger, I want my own guild bank; as soon as I get the sigs. I'm booting everyone out.

Strangely enough I tend to do that with guilds that I run.

Iron Chef Stormwind now exists thanks to the generosity of you folks and one random nice gnome.

Of Course I booted everyone out.

Eventually I wish to diversify into Iron Chef Ironforge and Iron Chef Gnomeregan; but my bank account is still recovering from purchasing tabs.

Pils - How many "guilds" do you have? And do they all have all the guild bank slots? And what the hell are you keeping in there??? Just curious. :)

Drugs...lots of them...for the Belfs.

Seriously, I have sort of a raw materials manufacturing hub for my crafters and I became very weary of logging six different toons to gather items needed. So I bit the bullet and dumped some virtual monies into a one stop shop.

Of course I am also a double agent for the evil Forsaken that took over Undercity; I have tons of explosives and I plan on blowing up Ironforge, then I am going to poison the water in Stormwind. and finally putting the jar of termites from the plaguelands in Darnassus. The Exodar is not worth my effort.

Whilst I was setting satchel charges in Old Ironforge it struck me how rad the Dark Iron Dwarves are; they had built shrines in dedication to Mr. Mojorisin, Jimi Hendrix, and Layne Staley.

I now understand why Magni's daughter became a Dark Iron.

Nerd.


... <3.

they had built shrines in dedication to Mr. Mojorisin, Jimi Hendrix, and Layne Staley.


Am I missing something specific here or are you just saying they build rock gods?

Whilst I was setting satchel charges in Old Ironforge it struck me how rad the Dark Iron Dwarves are; they had built shrines in dedication to Mr. Mojorisin, Jimi Hendrix, and Layne Staley.

I now understand why Magni's daughter became a Dark Iron.

Am I missing something specific here or are you just saying they build rock gods?

Fox wins a cake for the cleverest pun of the week.

So...my plan to blow up Ironforge failed...big deal.

Magni made me clean up the mess with a Dyson Vacuum Cleaner...and I was WRONG in regards to vacuuming being less than manly.

The Dyson got stuck on Ultra Suck and before I could regain control I had swallowed up a good portion of Tinkertown...Gnomes included.

I did find Reverse Ultra Suck...and now the goblins have decided to make a gun out of the Dyson.

So...my plan to blow up Ironforge failed...big deal.

Magni made me clean up the mess with a Dyson Vacuum Cleaner...and I was WRONG in regards to vacuuming being less than manly.

The Dyson got stuck on Ultra Suck and before I could regain control I had swallowed up a good portion of Tinkertown...Gnomes included.

I did find Reverse Ultra Suck...and now the goblins have decided to make a gun out of the Dyson.

On a scale of 1 - 10, how high are you on average? With 1 being Mr. Rogers, and 10 being Hunter S. Thompson.

I'm guessing 8.

How the hell is Mr. Rogers a 1?

How the hell is Mr. Rogers a 1?

I agree... I think Mr. Rogers was at least a 3... Bert and Earnie were probably about a 5 or 6 most of the time...

Maria, she would have been a 1...