Since some people are a little sensitive, I figured I would post this here.


To honor of Michael Jackson, Target has announced a promotion, next week all children's pants are half off.

LA Coroner discovers truth about Michael Jackson's death. When Farrah Fawcett died, she went to heaven. She was granted one wish. She wished all the children in the world would be safe.....

This just in from Mj's Autopsy, apparenlty he died of food poisoning, the coroner found tweleve year old nuts in his mouth.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett?
About 3 hours.


The FBI raided Jackson's house and found class A drugs in his kitchen, class B drugs in the living room and class 5C in his bedroom.

Like Michael Jackson always said. “Live fast, die young, leave a vaguely vietnamese looking woman’s corpse”

What was Michael Jacksons last hit?
The floor

You can always expect Jon LaJoie to deliver.

http://www.break.com/index/michael-jackson-is-dead-by-jon-lajoie.html

If I had milk, it would be shooting from my nose.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1916206

a joke in the oronic (irony/moron) sense

http://kdka.com/watercooler/michael.jackson.tree.2.1073043.html

a joke in the oronic (irony/moron) sense

http://kdka.com/watercooler/michael.jackson.tree.2.1073043.html

/facepalm

Sad to say, but I live in Stockton. On a side note, when I saw the guys name who saw it, I laughed my ass off. There is a guy I work with by the same name who is a kiss ass, idiot. Yes, I have spread amongst my co-workers.

The resemblance is remarkable.

well the tree DOES have a scar where Mj's nose would have been - OMG it must me true!

What did Michael Jackson, Farrah Faucet and Ed Mcmahon all get for Christmas????


Patrick Swayze....

I'm going to hell.

haha

Robin Williams: ""I had the drug that Michael (Jackson) had on tap at home... Propofol. We called it "Milk of Amnesia". Taking that drug to sleep is like taking chemotherapy instead of shaving your head to be bald"