I'm gonna be leavin' VS for a bit. I don't know if I'll be back again. There are sadly no jet planes involved. There is no aggression or bad vibes or anything, I just don't think I'm a really good fit with the guild. I just don't feel the meshin', the mojo, y'know?

I'll still be on Eitrigg, playin' around on Enikahrd and Rawricus, so feel free to send me a tell sayin' how sexy I am, or some such thing. I've already added several of you to "the list", and feel free to do the same.

Above everything else, thank you for the fun times, and don't stress about this. Drama is eternally, irrevocably, inexorably, unequivocally, and unquestionably fuh tuh luh.

Bye for now. Have fun! :)

Be seeing you around some day. Take care! ;)

Take care dude!

FAUST! I AM NOT STOKED AT YOUR LEAVING...

Be in touch! Not bad touch though.

Thesauruses are not here for us to abuse. See ya later!

Don't be a stranger!

Don't be a stranger!

Yeah, that guy's a dick!

HEY. You love my d-- oh, wait. Bye, Faust! We'll miss you!