As many of you know, there is something dead in my car vent. I have an appointment in the morning to get it removed. I figured I would start a pool to guess what it is.

I will try to provide photo proof of the animal, but since I am taking it to the dealership it may not be possible.


These are the top choices of animals near my place with any likelyhood to get into my vents:
Mouse/Rat
Bird
Squirrel

Since I am in Seattle and it's possible this was a prank of some sort I will include the 'roulette green' option and will personally double the winings:
Fish

Bets are 20g


All they found was an unidentifiable nest. :( we all lose!

Bird

Mouse

Dammit... I was gonna say mouse!!

Fine. I say Jormunger!

Squirrel

Furbolg

lol, Jormungar! Worgen!

I seriously think we should make a VS rule that you have to declare for the pets at the beginning of the menagerie fight in UK and put 10g on the result.

I once had mice eat some wiring insulation in my truck, so thats where my money would be. But fox-face already took it.

A hooker.

A hooker.
A dwarven hooker?

Hmm... I'm going with a chipmunk...
I mean, I put it there after all... (damn, did I say that out loud?..)

Many moons ago I was changing a headlamp in my car, and my girlfriend, who knew nothing about cars, was there looking around the engine compartment and innocently said "is there supposed to be something furry in there?" There was a dead, totally desicated rat wedged between the coolant container and the engine. It was really repulsive, but at least no smell ever penetrated the car. Fortunately, it died facing the ground, and its tail was pointing up and curled, so I was able to fish it out with a stick. It was kinda like a really gross version of Barrel of Monkeys.

Many moons ago I was changing a headlamp in my car, and my girlfriend, who knew nothing about cars, was there looking around the engine compartment and innocently said "is there supposed to be something furry in there?" There was a dead, totally desicated rat wedged between the coolant container and the engine. It was really repulsive, but at least no smell ever penetrated the car. Fortunately, it died facing the ground, and its tail was pointing up and curled, so I was able to fish it out with a stick. It was kinda like a really gross version of Barrel of Monkeys.

Barrel of Monkeys! Brought to to you by Ted Bundy!

Well?

Read it again, Hom.

Read it again, Hom.

Doh, I missed the red text... Maybe it was a chipmunk nest...