For those that missed it or were too drunk to follow along...

The theme was based around Dr. Horrible's Evil League of Evil.

At start time (6:45) Frenial will login his Dranei Deathknight named Badhoarse.

: OMG I got a letter!
: OMG I got a letter!
: OMG I GOT A LETTER!
: Oh really? I send you letters.
: Is it from The Legion?
: The Legion? What Legion?
: It's from him! It has his tabard!
: What tabard? We have a tabard!
: The Leader, The- OMG
: You guys aren't even listening to me! You don't appreciate me!
: I got ingame mail... from Badhoarse!
: That's so hardcore. Badhoarse is legend! He rules the Legion with an Iron Hoof!
: You all hate me, don't you? Fox?
: …
: Well, you’re no Badhoarse.
: You know what? Fine.

Amanda then invites Badhoarse to the guild and hands it over to him.
(Badhoarse won't actually say anything, just like in the story.)

Badhoarse will change the Producer rank to "Henchmen". He will also change the guild tabard to the horse hoof with an evil theme.

: OMG. Finally. A real leader.
: Oh, whatevs.
: All Hail Badhoarse, our new leader! Everyone grab an evil costume and your guild tabards to show your allegiance! If you do not have a guild tabard, you can purchase one in the Dalaran Visitor Center.

Badhoarse demotes Amanda and all other Directors to Crackwhore (Frenial, Kaeryna, Shadian). Badhoarse hearths to Booty Bay.

: /death whinny

Badhoarse logs off.

: So are you going to read us the letter?
:
Badhoarse, Badhoarse
Badhoarse, Badhoarse
He rides across Lordaeron, the thoroughbred of sin
He holds the reigns of power of the guild you're in
He needs a few more henchmen, so let the games begin
Some heinous crimes, a show of force
A ganking would be nice of course
Badhoarse, Badhoarse
Badhoarse, he's bad
The Evil Legion of VS is watching all along
The loot that you receive'll be your last, for long
So make the Badhoarse gleeful, or he will fuck your mom
You're mounted up, there's no recourse
It's hi-yo silver! Signed: Badhoarse

: I would mount you!
: Odd. It sounds like he wrote it after you read it.
: That's crazy talk!

: I, for one welcome our new hoofed overlord. I want to be a Henchman! We should all be Henchmen! So what do we have to do to show our loyalty? Blowjobs? Cup his balls? They must be HUGE balls...

: Hey, no one cups balls like I do!

: Well he hasn't gkicked everyone yet. VS, The Legion is watching, so show them you are evil enough to be part of it! (Like me… mwahahaha!) Come to me at the Dalarn Flightmaster!

As everyone is gathering at the flight master (at 6:50):

: You know, I don't think Foxfyr actually deserves to be in the Evil Legion of VS.

: What are you talking about? I'm evil enough! And insane enough! None of you can claim that!

: Everyone must put him in his place. Put your best insults forward! Dig down deep and think of the most evil insult. Perhaps in your cockles. Even in your subcockles! Say it out in the open. Don't shout it. Don't say it just for the guild to hear. Perhaps using your /s command would be appropriate.

: So Fox, I hear you do 6k DPS. "Dicks Per Second."

: Amanda, we know you’re already evil enough but I thought you didn’t want to be part of the Legion?

: "Look at me, I'm Foxfyr! I have 8,260 achievment points, 107 pets, 98 mounts, 41 exalted reputations and 0 friends!"

: Jealous much? Is my armoury your home page?

: Don't worry Fox, I love mounts too. Like your mom.

Etc. Etc. Others will join in...

Just before 7:00:

: Alright, alright, you've all had your fun. But Badhoarse has instructed that he needs to see some real action. Go to the Argent Tournament Grounds and find some furry penguins and grape them in the mouth! (i.e. punch them) All the penguins must die!

: Yes! They are totally asking for it! Look what they’re wearing! Tie them to the radiator if you have to! We will be watching you and scoring you in several categories including cruelness, style and creativity! No weapons allowed!

After 10 minutes (7:10):

: OMG I got a new letter from Badhoarse! Come to me at the flight master!
He saw the furry penguins that you all clubbed today
But your lack of commitment means he still votes “neigh”
And now assassination is just the only way
There will be blood, it might be yours
Go kill Amanda. Signed: Bad Horse

: I just received additional information! Badhoarse has banished Amanda to Tirisfal Glades and has put a spell on her that has left her very weak.

: We need to show Badhoarse that our loyalty is with him, not our ex-leader Amanda. Everyone create an Undead character and meet at the starter zone to take her down! I will be the one named BADFOX. Send me a tell for a raid invite when ready.

Fox logs in Badfox, Fren logs in Badfren, Kae logs in Badkae. All are in the Undead starter area.
Amanda and Lushy head to the Undead starter area (hearth then portal to IF then fly to Chillwind then run to Tirisfal Glades).

Badfox starts rounding up the troops (7:25) and leads the way to kill Amanda. When almost everyone has logged in their Undead toons and Badfox invites them to the raid:

: He wants us to kill Amanda?
: Would you do it? Kill Amanda? To get in the Evil Legion of VS?
:
Look at me, man. I’m Frenial. At my most badass I send people to Exodar when they least expect it. But you’ve got more than enough defense to tank Amanda.
: I’m not a tank anymore. I’m a boomkin! I have a Phd in Moonfire.
: Is that your new signature?
: I just really think we’re good enough for him. We just need to get our foot in the door. I want us to do great things. I want us to be achievers. Like Foxfyr.
: The insane?
: Uh… I meant Brendar….the defender of freedom.

The fight will start at 7:30. Amanda will be PvP flagged and will punch people out but only in intervals so that the fight continues for a while. Amanda will use fun items and do emotes like this throughout the fight:
/cold "you let everyone know that you are cold"
/chicken "you cluck around like a chicken"
/doom "you threaten everyone with the wrath of doom"
/backpack "you dig around in our backpack"
use an item on everyone like bunny ears
/breath "you draw in a deep breath"
/flee "you yell for everyone to flee"
/flop "you flop about helplessly"
/beg
/headache
/cry

After 10 minutes (7:40) Amanda breaks free of her spell and wipes the group.
/gloat "you gloat for everyone's misfortune"

:Well, you have failed at your task. Log back into your main characters for your punishment! Head to Ulduar. I’ll meet you there.

When everyone is back on their main toons Foxfyr creates a raid and invites everyone. Once inside Ulduar, Lushy explains the rules:

: Your punishment is to fail. The contest will be to see who fails the least. Reach Flame Leviathan as fast as you can. Hinder your opponents if you must. I suggest you unequip your valuables for this part. No one is allowed to start the event. You can rez and head back in for more attempts when you die. Feel free to use your mounts if you think it will help! May the evil force be with you! Go, go!

The running of Ulduar starts at 8:00.

After 15 minutes (8:15):

: Badhoarse has sent a new letter!

He's pleased by the display of lives you've sacrificed
But only killing just yourselves will not suffice
Perhaps an unfair ganking
His favor will entice
So go be mean, flag yourselves
And gank defenseless noob Bloodelves

Fulmineous, Zealot and Sapphyre will be in The Dead Scar (where the river runs through it) and will log in to summon everyone.

Sapphyre (Defenselass), Foxfyr (Dafenceless), Frenial (Defenceless) and Amanda (Defenselez) log in their “defenceless” Bloodelfs and flag for PvP. Someone will create a group and invite the others so we can chat.

: Everyone to The Dead Scar! Look for some “defenseless” Bloofs and gank them! You should probably flag yourselves in order to complete this quest. Only cowards would use weapons for this. Use those fists! Summons will be incoming shortly...

While everyone is getting summoned:

: Kaeryna. You look Victoriously familiar. Have I seen you before in the Trial of the Grand Crusaders?

: TOGC? I don’t get loot from TOGC. My DPS is naturally like this. You want a promotion, don’t you? Well that’s gonna make this hard to hear. See later I’m gonna take the Henchmen back to my place. Show them my Flight Form, my Mage alt, maybe even my little Paladin. You think they like me now? VS is giving it up, they’re giving it up hard. Cause they’re with Kae and his little paladin. And Kaelissa is not my little paladin.
My little paladin is my penis.

: Kaeryna, you wish! Get moving everyone, kill those Bloodelfs!

At 8:30 the ganking begins. The Bloodelfs will run, hide, do emotes and can keep rezzing if they get killed. Whisper Fox or Lushy’s Bloodelfs when you get killed and name who killed you. Fox and Lushy will say in guild chat things like “one point for …” As an added challenge, Killian will have his Horde Pally there to give the level 80s a run for their money.

After 15 minutes (8:45) Badhoarse logs on and starts running to the Stranglethorn arena. Foxfyr logs in Mammaries and Lushy logs in Queteepie who will already be at the arena so we can summon everyone as soon as Badhoarse arrives.

: /death whinny
: /cough
: /clear throat
: Henchmen you have done a terrible job.

(Demotes Lushy and Foxfyr to Crackwhore.)

: What?? Are you insane??

: Nooooooo! Please don't do that!

: Haha, suckers!!

: And the rest of you … Crackwhores … you call yourselves evil? You are not worthy to be in this Legion! Come to me for your final trial! Perhaps my minions will aid in getting you here.

We summon everyone to the arena.

When everyone has arrived (8:59)

: A chest will appear here momentarily. Win it for me! Fight to the death! And then get up and fight some more! No one leaves here until that chest is mine!

: Screw you guys! You’re on your own! That chest is mine!

Fox kicks everyone from the raid.

After someone wins the chest (Syllenas!)..

: That was pathetic. I'm outta here!

Badhoarse hands the guild back to Amanda.

Kae, Fox, Lushy all start to say things like:
Amanda, we're so glad you're back!
We never wanted you to leave!
We were under an evil spell!
We loooooove you!
You're the prettiest mage!

Amanda tells us we suck and proceeds to give everyone else gold from the guild bank. 25g to all participants but those that showed real “spirit” get 50g. Winner of the chest gets 100g.

OMG thank you all for coming out and making this an awesome event. Makes it worth the time we put into it. At almost all times everyone online was in the event. 20+ people. Awesome.

Now if we can just get Felicia Day to notice us... maybe she can be in the next one. :)

Now if we can just get Felicia Day to notice us... maybe she can be in the next one. :)

I'll see what I can do... I'm dating her now, you know... er... wait, don't tell Arachne...

wow, i totally missed the majority of that! (signed on late...) But thanks for posting that, it makes sooo much sense now.

Edited the huge wall of text to be a little bit more legible.

This was a lot of fun guys! Thanks so much for all of the hard work and time you put into making it fun for everyone!

The flood of public insults at Foxfyr in Dalaran was great. A lot of people were all 'wtf??'. I was hoping some non-guildies would join in.

Also, the Gurubashi part was full of win. Loved all the qq from people who were farming the chest for the achievement.

I'm still bumming that I had to miss the first part of this -- and when I came in, I had no idea what was going on! But it was fun anyway, especially Gurabashi -- why haven't we ever done that before? If I have to get pwned, I'd rather it be by loved ones!

Man, I'm so bummed I missed this! Stupid New Moon :( I would have totally ditched the twihards for this awesomeness.

The flood of public insults at Foxfyr in Dalaran was great.
You know, I missed half the insults because I was frantically trying to find the next part in the script... anyone remember what some of them were? Or feel free to add new ones now if you can think of any. ;)